bnjmin has moved

this is now definitely happening. this blog will be kept up as an archive after my queue runs out

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Girls don’t want a Black Widow film we want films for Shuri and Valkyrie

sometimes i’ll pull some of our anime swords down from the wall so our customers can get a look and whenever they’re the Deadpool Shirt Cargo Shorts Types and they’re marveling at the sword i’ll say some shit like “a man has 3 goals in life. to eat, to love, and to carry a cool sword” and they get a dumb look on their face and then i know they’re going to buy it and then parrot that saying for the next 3 months to their beleaguered girlfriend

everytime i see a mutual of mine reblog this i lose 50 more years of life

WAFER!!! ❤

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