idle vapourings of a mind diseased

i believe you

"lisa the simpson" as a metaphor for transfemininity goes crazy. the family patriarch tells lisa what she Must Be, justifying his reasoning with biology. she tries to fit in with her male family members, even though doing so makes her miserable. when homer shows her the extended simpsons family, he's showing her possible futures, all of them men and all of them miserable losers. and then her salvation comes in the form of womanhood, with all its promise of a fulfilling and worthwhile life. there's a stupid crack about chromosomes at the end there but let's ignore it bc it sucks. and the brain teaser is like a metaphor inside the metaphor -- this puzzle that seems insoluble at first but then suddenly becomes a source of joy and triumph on the heels of lisa's realization that she will be a woman. it's good shit

also when homer asks one of the simpsons relatives what he does for a living and the guy goes "umm. i shoot birds at the airport." that's one of the funniest line reads in the show

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

hearing a 9 year old girl with a southern accent say 'well shit my pants' as an expression of surprise changes you

whats the deal with rock front"men" and androgyny/plausibly-deniable transsexuality. has anyone written anything smart about this

i mean this doesn't necessarily imply a race. lightning would stomp his ass at melee cuz he is a snail

why is it called a pair of underwear when there is one of them

yeah i'm reblogging furry yuri on the smash blog. nothing matters anymore

I'm the worlds okayest lesbian. I'm winning....just not sure how tf I'm managing it