Things heard around campus

Are you alright toe?

The tower of babel is the reason for the foreign language requirement

There is no other with me, there is only awkward

I love how in college we can all be dorks together

I threw up in my rabbi's house and then I had sex in my rabbi's house. It was an iconic night

Would you still be friends with me if I got a boob job- like a nice one

Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a genius

I have so much baking knowledge, but I don't bake. I just watch a lot of baking shows

I met Obama the day my grandmother died, so it all worked out

I caught 21 fish by accident one day

My big toe is really big so it makes holes in my socks

English Professor: Moby Dick- The great American novel because its so big and weird

I'm related to the guy who invented fleshlights

It was St. Patrick's day so I had a drink or 12

I was about to prioritize the ice cream over hand lotion

My snap streak is almost as long as Kim K's first marriage

Sometimes he looks really hot and other times he looks homeless