Quotanium

“I abhor hipsters – I eat them for fun!” - Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa talk through some of Trevor’s… issues in Grand Theft Auto V

“Elliot, if we’re gonna go that way, you’ll need a bigger knife” - Fearless as ever, Heisenberg makes his arrangements in the show finale of one of the most incredible shows on TV. Breaking Bad, Season 5, Felina.

“Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!” - Arnold Rimmer discovers that the course of history has been changed, and that he is actually alive. For a bit. Red Dwarf III, Timeslides.

“No more half measures” - Mike explains to Walt why he believes in drastic actions. Breaking Bad, Season 3, Half Measures

“Ding! Ding ding ding ding ding!” - Hector Salamanca. Breaking Bad.

“Chloe, we don’t have time for your personality disorder” - Bill Buchanan bypasses years of expensive counselling in 24, Day 4, 3:00am-4:00am. 

“Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard” - Lord Flashheart wows a dress-wearing Baldrick at Edmund’s should-be wedding in Blackadder II, Bells.

“Don’t you dare use the word ‘party’ as a verb in this shop!” - Bernard Black gives a fair warning to an over-excited Manny Bianco in Black Books, Season Three, Party.

“You know the business and I know the chemistry” - From the moment Walter White broke bad in the first ever episode of Breaking Bad.

“Ah, nice orange flames” - Jesse is burning things. Or is he? Breaking Bad, Season 5, To’hajiilee

“Thanks, ants. Thants” - The grateful narrator during a very educational segment about ants and water in Look Around You, Series One, Water

"Men are not people; we are disgustoids in Human form" - Jeff Murdock, considering the consequences should women ever find out what really goes on in men’s minds in Coupling, Series One, The Girl with Two Breasts

"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems" - River Tam gets 'morbid and creepifying' in Firefly.

"I am the one who knocks". - Walter White lets the full Heisenberg shine through in the amazing Breaking Bad.

"As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension." - Ray Stanz lays down the law for Gozer the Gozerian in Ghostbusters.

"Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?" - Kryten trys his best lines upon meeting Camille, the pleasure GELF, for the first time in Red Dwarf IV, Camille.

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"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer" - There's a saying amongst the Officers of the deep space mining vessel, Red Dwarf.