connor bedard as a concept is so funny to me. vaguely tragic narratives but not nearly tragic enough to be considered The Worst. guy age 20 voice I will save this whole franchise. gets injured and misses his chance to play for canada twice in one year. most sold jersey but also people are like he's not even that good. he's a little bitchy and annoying. he might have dreamed this but he once signed a baby. he's a canucks fan. he believes in aliens. his mother's day fun fact was that she can juggle. he can't spell for shit. he's 5'10 and keeps getting into scuffles on the ice. he's chronically online. he looks like every other guy from vancouver. unmatched energy truly

me double checking that the ask i’m sending isn’t going to contain my ip address and a photo of my own ass that i never took