i pray nobody kills me for the crime of being small

I feel sick to my stomach. I've used the app for countless hours only for them to reveal themselves as woke liberal queers. My lawyers will be hearing about this.

Sigh (i am also aro btw)

they killed him for this

*slaps roof of edit* this bad boy has so much doomed space yaoi in it, you have no idea.

They're just silly

This was a Patreon Request

NO CHUCKABILITY - We had not seen Rocky with earth-like gravity, and so needed to adjust for this oversight. NO BONES - We were unsure how to solve this, but after much deliberation, we have come to the conclusion that whatever Rocky has got ain't bones. MAX MEDIA LITERACY - We had an unchecked earth bias that clouded our judgement. Rocky's ability to adapt to a culture which is literally alien is extremely impressive. That they were chosen for such an important mission must mean that they are an exceptional Eridian, and their ability to communicate across such a wide gap should have easily gained them that third star.

Either way, the narrative will punish him for his choice: either for his smug arrogance in keeping it so close at hand, or for his apathy & complacency in chucking it away and deciding it was no longer his problem. Because that's the kind of story Samurai Jack is; and because it already canonically punished him for gloating about getting the sword & Jack and then not immediately disposing of them.

aku would love this show