i pray nobody kills me for the crime of being small

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

I love the world

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

grace using the dont go crazy room to play rocky sound bites of a bunch of earth instruments and for the most part rocky's like boring. boring. boring. eridian instruments better. but then grace gets to some shit like the trombone and rocky goes really quiet then says "why does grace have recording of eridian vibrator. question"

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry