Shake your head, It's Empty

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

and it will be better 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

people will say “be yourself” and then get uncomfortable when the self in question is a little bit strange and stares at the moon too long.

Veganism/Vegetarianism, sobriety, and voluntary celibacy/not seeking a relationship all engender a very similar bizarre outsized “reverse-FOMO” response from the general population

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

LA is so funny cause wym i just stopped at Chipotle and accidentally had a conversation with the producer of Van Helsing 2004 and got to tell him that im clinically obsessed with that movie and he was like “i’ll text the director that right now he’ll love that”

i think a lot of you guys are vastly overestimating the celebrity status of a 65 year old editor producer of a 2004 movie who was picking up his own Chipotle in cargo shorts

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know