Chaotic Cheetah

i like summer but i don't like the fact it is too hot to hugh my eevee plushie while sleeping

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life