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Shishu you cheater >:'(

Shen Yuan hates the new extra. Obviously. He hates the implications on canon, he hates that his likeness was used, and most of all he hates that the cucumber maiden acts nothing like him.

" In that instant, a flood of parallelism and other stylistic devices flooded through Shen Qingqui's heart, passages after passages jumbling together into countless stanzas of praise that almost spilled forth out of his mouth." SVSSS vol.1 on.26

Shang Qinghua original body looks like the bullied sadboi protagonist of a high school romance

Shen Yuan’s sister was entirely unsurprised that he “picked up” Xiang Fei in the hospital bc he has a long history of bringing home stray puppies to wash and feed 🥺

SY invited XF home w/ his family bc he knew XF didn’t have anyone looking out for him at home 😢

SY’s older brothers proved that they’d taken time off work when he first fell ill by sending him photos of his own ‘corpse’???

The author warning that it’s always a bad idea to add on to your complete, highly successful story years after the fact… while doing exactly that

Luo Binghe has suspected that SY wasn’t the original SQQ since he was fOURTEEN and just never brought it up bc SY clearly didn’t want to talk about it

SQQ’S RELIEF WHEN LBH ASSURED HIM THAT THEIR SOULS WERE TIED TOGETHER AND HE COULD ALWAYS FIND HIM 😭😭

SY’s dad IMMEDIATELY clocking Bingqiu and aggressively eyebrow-wiggling about it

Shen Tang: “I’ve known since I was little that you’d never get a girlfriend”

Mobei-Jun scaring the shit out of XF by crawling out of his computer screen

REAL Peerless Cucumber fans on the forum know he always loved LBH (and real Airplane fans know he was always a good writer)

LBH: “What is this ‘Proud Immortal Demon Way’?” / SY&XF: “Huh?? That’s so weird, I’ve never heard of that in my life”

SQH wants MBJ to call him daddy soooo bad lmao

SQQ saying that Regret of Chunshan and Song of Bingqiu have better-written sex than PIDW (“Feiji-sensei really does seem to have a seizure when he writes about girls” sjdhsjdk)

G-d the fate of proto-LBH is so fucking tragic I genuinely want to cry. The way trying to change his narrative just spawns new timelines without freeing the OG from his isolation

Modern bingqiu art 💖

Day 1 & 2 of Bingqiu week (De-aging and body swap)

[ID: Scum Villain fanart. In the first, Luo Binghe is happily holding up a child Shen Qingqiu, who says, "Gege." Luo Binghe, smiling: "Yes, shizun?" Shen Qingqiu: "Do you have any games on your phone?" Luo Binghe emits a question mark.

The second is captioned "*They swapped bodies for a day" and has only has red accents. Luo Binghe (in Shen Qingqiu's body) is comically shiny-eyed with awe as he hugs himself, while Shen Qingqiu (in Luo Binghe's body, in the foreground) scowls heavily, filling the background with the caps-lock red text "Stop making that face'. End ID]