I'm a total trash mammal!!!

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

i feel bad for people who don’t read fan fiction. imagine only having canon

The way that "we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" is used to shut up trans women is I think particularly upsetting/offensive to me because, at least ime, that was not the context the phrase was originally used in. The warning expressed by "we're all faggots" was not and should not be some generic message about in-fighting and call to ignore intracommunity oppression. The way I first saw it used (and used it personally) was as a response to assimilationist queers, a reminder that no matter how much they try to distance themselves from the bad gays, to conform to society's expectations and desires, or how many of their queer siblings they throw under the bus, it will never be enough. The right wing will never be satisfied, because at the end of the day they don't care how respectable you are, they only care that you're a faggot. That's all you will ever be to them. Their mission is to barr us from public life, to eliminate us through state violence and legal disappearing tricks. Eventually you will run out of people to use as shields, and only then, when it is too late, will you have realized the awful truth. We are never going to be able to politely convince bigots not to hate us. The only option we have is to organize to protect the most vulnerable queer people and refuse to compromise on that.

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

It’s always “there is still time” and never “the longer you wait, the closer you get to suffocating” or “I know it’s scary, that’s part of it”