i swear to god if i had seen shitty car mods daily as the source i would have killed a man

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

Caboose got like 7 tiger posters from those infomercials

You know what matters?? What like, truly matters? Bones and moths and fungi. Nothing else. Fuck calculus

sure

Crunch munch

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

Drink water, get plenty of sleep, go mad in the forest, speak with the dead, take your meds, don’t talk to cops

Caboose is a red on the weekends, tucker and sarge split custody

Rose Mallinger, who was killed at the Tree of Life Synagogue yesterday, was 97 years old. 97 years. She lived through the Holocaust, was on this earth, a young woman as 6 million Jewish people were killed for being Jewish. Spent her whole life surrounded by people who looked at the atrocities of the Holocaust and said “never again.” Lived 97 years and died at the hands of a gunman who killed her for being Jewish. 

LENA IS THE KEY TO SUPERGIRL’S HEART CASE CLOSED! SUPERCORP ENDGAME

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.

im going into shock

Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out

This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

tucker: GET YOUR FUCKING ROBOT caboose: he don’t bite the team, in unison: YES HE DO