Dirk Gentlyās Holistic Detective Agency / Rowdy3
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Love Begins

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taylor price
Keni
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)

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we're not kids anymore.
almost home
DEAR READER
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Dirk Gentlyās Holistic Detective Agency / Rowdy3
You donāt wanna come over here

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Midweek roll call - everyone still alive?
āThe Favoriteā by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
18th century Lilo and Stitch
so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I
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what the fuck
sexy parrot girls yeah ok
oh look the demon has little babies
HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.
ā¦Goodness.
Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.
What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? š±
his best!
I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:
I love??? so much???
The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.
We all deserve a little pampering.
Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. Heās 27.
That shit is forever nasty lol
Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now
Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he canāt play in it. He was born in 1986.
periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun factĀ
Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. Heās over 18.
This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.
W i l d. and he deadass.
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Iām so glad I had comprehensive health classes in school. I couldnāt imagine being that dense
Actually, heās not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isnāt natural. Thatās why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.
Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.
I am literally going to end my life. Itās called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed
i am genuinely having an out of body experience
Sometimes I see this post and think to myself it canāt be real, but yes there are thousands and thousands of people in the world who genuinely believe woman shouldnāt get periods itās our ādietā this is a thing.
Just want to remind everyone that homeboy up there believes that because another man told him so, thus it must be true.
itās actually called a menstrual cycle so the period = drop of blood is a REACH my guy
How are some men so fucking stupid
you can take one manās trash to another manās treasure but you canāt make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is āWeāll burn that bridge when we get to it.ā
Iām rather fond ofĀ āItās not rocket surgeryā andĀ ānot the sharpest egg in the attic,ā but my all-time favourite is,Ā āā¦until the cows freeze over.ā
Youāve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override
Iāve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!
I thought it wasnāt possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he
This is a good one 12/10
this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, iām crying
#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and itās a different vine than usual!Ā ā lmao omg elvira your tags are the best
No, YOUāRE crying
If you just needed something nice today, here it is.
oh my god
it doesnāt matter how many āpretend to be datingā fics i read, iām always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shitĀ every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know whatās gonna happen but every single fucking time iām fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like āwhatās gonna happenĀ are they gonna fall in loveā to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and itās like āx person and x person pretend to do the datingā itās eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

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apply for jobs youāre not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!
i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you donāt and build a throne from their bones!
Oddly inspiring
ājust set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!ā
yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i donāt think iāll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then iāll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed
āIāve been dead for seven years,ā is probably the cleverest response to someone saying your hands are cold, ever.
NEVERMIND
The Gangsey is complete! Days 15-20 of Inktober.

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Peppa Pig is not here for your lying ass, Susie Sheep.
BITCH!!! šššš
THIS IS INĀ MY TOP 10Ā FAVORITE CARTOONĀ SCENES BECAUSE SHE GOT SO FREAKIN MAD, LIKE, SHE STRAIGHT SPAZZED MY GIRL SNAPPED AND BARELY SAID A WORD. PISSED.
millennials are so stupidt,,, like,,.. get off ur ipohne,,,,g o 2 outside,,,,, take an entire shit on the e leaves of the outsidesā¦ā¦losten to nature u stupit bicthā¦ā¦u disgustenign,ā¦.the real friendship is in person not online,,,ā¦.t he only emoji u need is Outsideā¦ā¦run and tell thatā¦,,.i miss 1436 when we Talk To Each Other and Die A Lot
The excessive misspells are cringe-worthy š
i turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship
At least millennials can spell
the only spell i need is,,,.. T he Spell Of Natureās Beaty,,,,, kms if u agree..,,
You do realize that youāre using millennial ātalkā by using ākmsā and āuā, correct? And also, commas (especially so many) are not needed in the statements youāre making. By the way, autocorrect was meant for the millennials, according to your logic. Because Iām just guessing you were alive before the smart phone. Then again, all the things you use today, technology wise, is more than likely here because of the fact people donāt want to go outside but instead want to expand how we think and not how we behave. But, Iām just a millennial so what do I know?
my young grass hopper,,, do u realize i am Save uā¦..every morning i break my legs just 2 survive so donāt u dare come at me about intelligents.,⦠Smart Phones bu t Dumb People..,,,u care about Apple iPhone but i care about the Apple i shoved up my ass,,,, think before u speak
You should think before you speak because you said ākms if u agreeā kms, means kill myself, correct(Iām actually not sure)? Also āthe Apple I shoved up my assā why the fuck would you shove an apple up your ass? Also, get off Tumblr if you think people should go outside. Instead of typing that, why don;t you go outside and leave everybody the hell alone
i didnt riske my life to come on tumblr.com and be disrespected,, listen 2 me.., u put the apple in ur colon because the nature go inside uā¦into ur heart,smh shaking my honest. we r not the same. u think about bae fleekā¦.i;m thinking about thos beans,,,,u like LSD screen.,, i like EYES screan,goodbye harrypotter0423
How is the aple suposed 2 go to ur heart from ur butt
digestion boi
Guys, donāt bother. Booty is a horrible shitposter. By horrible I mean that she fails to make it a funny sort of shitpost. She tries to be funny and fails.
im screamign why my name booty