𝚂̲ OL like salt or sun

the beautiful thing about me is that I don’t get hangovers no matter how much I drink🥰

there is a Canadian physics PhD student on my team that looks so much like wedgie but instead of Ontario he is from Van. seriously they could be brothers

much love to my moots for dealing with my drunkish posting today. it will happen again. sending kisses. love ya

babydoll by Dominic fike what a song babes

made it home without killing myself or causing property damage to anything around me. great success. have plans to go day drinking with the lads 4 times in the next 7 day. #unemployed

calling it quits after 20th drink not because I’m drunk but because I’m falling asleep. gonna cycle home🥰

is there a worse drink than carling beer

finished all of the alcohol in our uni locker and moved to the next bar. currently star fishing on the grass outside of the bar

superstar in just dance let’s goooo baby. also this is somehow sobering me the fuck up

5 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours and this many drinks was a mistake

haven’t drank water in 12 hours. more free food aka pizza tho because women in mech and aero engineering are goated

I’m reaching the levels of Macklin celebrini marmon day wasted. don’t worry moots I would never let you down by doing a keg stand like that tho

fucking killed it in just dance right now and also stole my first stolen glass from the bar we were at. next bar 🔜🔜🔜

a sequence which involved a baby Guinness, a jager bomb, a chocolate fudge brownie, a whole bottle of prosecco and a pint of IPA. I’m a performance athlete