Quibble4917

Part 2

REALLY IMPORTANT PSA

“Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than have syntax. Or semicolons. I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after “semicolons,” and another one after “now.” And another thing. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than get old. And he did. He shot himself. A short sentence. Anything rather than a long sentence, a life sentence. Death sentences are short and very, very manly. Life sentences aren’t. They go on and on, all full of syntax and qualifying clauses and confusing references and getting old. And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man.”

Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

This happened to me.

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”