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Sorry about the wait anon

Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

She loves attention focused on her so when someone steals her spotlight, she gets quite envious and irritated. In this case, she tries to take it back by saying something and posing for the camera. She might be jealous of other heroes for their ranks and wages which she'll tell you about sometimes. Sometimes she's envious of other people's looks and tries to keep those thoughts to herself. This one goes away quite quickly when you or her fans tell her how beautiful she is and whatnot. Jealousy is not a pretty sight and Mt. Lady knows this though has a hard time controlling it in certain situations. Usually, she has to remove herself from the situation and then vent about it, preferably in the privacy of her office. Sometimes she needs reassurance that everything is alright.

Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

If she likes you, she'll ask you what you think of her and then try to get you to go on a date. Part of her would rather want you to confess first but if she can't stand the wait, she'll just end up telling you one day. She might get too excited if you return her feelings and accidentally grow to her giantess form, wrecking a building. Usually she's very careful, but the excitement thrilled her so much she lost control for a moment. This embarrassed her a bit though she's still happy to finally get that off her chest and be with you.

Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Right now, she's not looking to get married though if she did manage to meet that one person, she would be interested. She might have a preference for a person who makes more money than her, though it also doesn't matter to her at the same time. She'll want to be with the person she loves.

She'd propose in her giantesse form and have you sit in the palm of her hand. There, she exclaims how much she loves you enough to marry you. It might be in the middle of the city when she proposes, not thinking too much about the surroundings. She does enjoy the attention of others and wants to show the people she has found you, though she might rethink her stratrgy beforehand and find a special area in the wooded area to propose in secret. She would prefer you to propose though she'll do it herself if she grows impatient about the long wait.

In marriage, Mt Lady is not fond of doing household chores. She'll do it if she needs to but she'd rather have someone else do it. She loves coming home from a long day of hero work to see you waiting for her return. It brings smile to her face everyday. The support you bring to her is one aspect she loves about you. She does enjoy doing couples outings with you quite often and even might try organizing double dates with her hero friends. She still wants to enjoy life in marriage with you.

On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Oh, it's pretty obvious when she's in love. She stares at you with a dreamy look in her eyes. Always wants to spend time with you when she's not working. When she sees you in the crowd, she tries to hide a blush but it doesn't go unnoticed by the crowd of civilians. Some even try to ask who she was looking at. She thinks about you all the time: at work, at home, with a group of friends, and even when you're standing right in front of her. If she's ever with friends, he can never stop talking about you. They know how much she usually talks about work so hearing her talk about you says a lot on how she truly feels.

Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

When it comes to you, she gets jealous pretty easily if it involves someone trying to make an advance on you. She really doesn't like it one bit.  When someone is flirting and in close proximity to you, it bothers her, especially if you are uncomfortable with such advances. She'll just strut over to you and say your name, with a curious yet envious look in her eyes. She wraps an arm around your waist with her other hand tracing your jawline. With a quick kiss to your cheek, she'll ask you who you're talking to while giving that person a sly smirk. She knows she's won at this point especially when that person just thought they'd be able to get with you.

If one of your coworkers has a thing for you and she finds out, she doesn't take it too well. She'll ask you if you know about it and wonder what your thoughts are. Her jealousy makes her worried you might find an interest in them since you work with them. Reassurance helps her deal with this situation when you say you only have eyes for her and no one else.

Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

It really depends on the circumstances when and how she confesses. In a general sense, she will pull you aside one day acting like her usual self. It could start as her ask If you out on coffee dates before she officially confesses. When she does, it's going to be somewhere private where she'll casually  tell you how much she loves you. If she rescued you from a villain attack, expect her to confess in the moment. She will admit her feelings if you ask right after. If you return her feelings, she'll likely try to kiss you.

Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

She's not opposed to the concept of marriage. Part of her wouldn't mind tying the knot though another side doesn't mind whether it happens or not. As long as she's happy being with someone, marriage doesn't matter.

If she were to propose, she would be sure to find something that meant a lot to you. She's asking you to marry her so of course she'd want to go all out for you.

In marriage, she's very caring, attentive, and wild in bed. She continues her hero work to support you. Everyday, she covers you in kisses and really enjoys cuddle sessions after work. She'll help with things around the house. Not much of a cook though she tries. With her dominant personality, she will most likely be in charge of the household to some degree.

On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Pixie Bob? Of course!!!

Pixie Bob Kink Headcanons with a Male s/o

List of kinks and other nsfw things she enjoys

Breeding Kink: Oh, does she have a breeding kink!!!! As soon as she managed to date you, she's already wanting you to fill her up with cum until she's swollen with your child. She's been waiting for a mate for so long, she will likely want to ride your cock as often as she can.

Praise Kink: Pixie Bob just loves to be praised. Tell her how well she's taking your cock, how good she feels with her walls clenching around you, or even how well she did overall. Each word of praise makes more fluids seep out of her while she screams and cries "thank you." She does enjoy returning the praise she receives from you also.

Roleplaying: often, this will involve her wanting to save you from a "villain" and reward you however you wish: blowjob, titjob, even a good hard fuck. It's one of her favorite ones when she wants to be submissive. She goes for a more devious route whenever you've decided to be the villain. It's all about that power play to see who's the most dominant.

Pet Play: from being a member of the Wild Wild Pussycats for so long, she just enjoys acting cat-like. Have her wear cat ears, paws, a tail and even give her a collar and a food bowl. She is a bit more closed off on this one early on in the relationship with you until she started meowing like a cat during sex. She's easily turned on when you pump your cum into the food bowl for her to lap up and might even attempt to groom you if you let her. Loves it when you call her your sweet little kitten.

Body worship: she loves to just admire every inch of your body: from your head to your hands, all the way to your feet. She does favor worshiping your cock and testicles the most. Pixie Bob loves telling you how good your cock stretches her every time. She does get off on you doing the same to her. Pixie Bob is sensitive about her age but letting her know how much you love her whole being is enough to make her wet. Loves it when you trail kisses all over her body until she's surprised by your cock filling her snug channel.

Sub: she's a rather soft sub most days with just wanting you to take care of her though she can be rather feisty on other ones. Catch her when she's feisty and you'll have to pin her down and get her to submit.

Dom: Pixie Bob sometimes just loves to be in charge in the bedroom. While she might want you to beg for her to fuck you senseless, she loves showering you with all the love she can give afterwards.

Pixie Bob is a known biter and scratcher. You might get some claw markings down your back or a few bites all over your neck and shoulders. Expect some marking on you afterwards especially from some harsh thrusts.

Sure anon 💕 and sorry about the wait 😅

NSFW/Kinks

Secretly, she enjoys the idea of people catching or watching you drill into her in an alleyway. The thought of it makes her extremely wet. If you're in the crowd watching her after a battle with a villain, she'll give you a discreet signal to meet her in a nearby alleyway for a good hard fuck. She waits for the crowd to dwindle and the press to leave before making her way to you. The after battle high plus the idea of getting caught doing something so scandalous makes her extremely horny.

Mt. Lady is not shy to invite you into her agency for some quality fun. Sex in her office, the elevators, bathrooms, the lobby, almost anywhere. Everyone in her agency knows she tends to relax or do the things she wants in her office so inviting you in for fucky time doesn't faze them. She does get a bit upset if a session has to end for work but duty calls. As soon as she returns, she let's you do whatever you wish. She might just have a slight exhibitionism kink.

Voyeur kink: Mt. Lady loves watching or hearing you beat your meat while moaning her name. Her hands can't help but reach into her panties to relieve the burning arousal growing in her wet pussy. Maybe you'll catch her listening in, maybe you won't. It's a thrill she enjoys and she's not opposed for you to find her like this.

Body exploration or an interesting form of body worship. Mt Lady wants to use her quirk so you can crawl across her body. You can trek from her stomach to her boobs, maybe even squeeze her nipple with your body and climb to the other one. Maybe you'd like to squeeze and hump her clit.

Really enjoys spanking. A few slaps to her ass turns her into a moaning, dripping mess. The sting is so pleasant. She'll grip the sheets and brace for impact each hit until her ass is nice and red.

Has a bit of a daddy kink. Never know when she'll admit this kink. The most likely scenario is when you're spanking her. Sometimes these things just slip out when least expected.

Sub: she ranges from being very submissive to a full on brat. She tends to be a more dominating type. If she's in brat mode, you better be prepared because it'll take some work before she's on her knees begging for your dick.

Other kinks or things she's into

Bondage

Body worship

Toys

Pegging

Author's note: Based on the skiing event in Persona 4

As the door shut you turned your attention to Noel. She was completely shivering from the cold. 

“I thought I was gonna freeze to death. Thank god we found a place to stay.” Noel exclaimed.

“We still need to find something else to warm us up. Just sitting here isn’t going to cut it.” you told her.

“OOH! One of my novels had a story like this. The characters were stuck together in a cold place so to stay warm they would… snuggle… NEVERMIND! UHH THERE’S A FIREPLACE WE CAN USE THAT!” Noel shouted with a furious blush.

“Good idea.” you said.

While you were working on the fire Noel was trying to get the idea of recreating some romance novel scenarios with you out of her head. When it was finally ready you patted the space next to you for her to sit down on.

Noel was clutching her legs. Sitting on the floor next to you she wanted to say something but nothing felt right.

“Thank you for being with me.” she said quietly.

“What do you mean?” you asked her.

“Well it’s just there are so many other girls that are better than me and-” you interrupted her with a kiss.

“Shut up. I’m with you because I love you. Stop saying stupid things.” you told her as you put one side of your jacket around her letting her warm up with your body heat.

You look around the room to find something to distract Noel from her thoughts. It was then you noticed a bag of marshmallows on top of a pretty high pile of boxes. 

“Hey I have an idea. Let’s get these off.” you said as you started climbing up.

“I don’t know, I've never done this before.” Noel hesitated since she didn’t like the idea of getting that close to the fire. She moved to you afraid you’d fall off the pile of boxes.

While reaching for the bag you noticed some cutlery in a glass cabinet you guys could use to poke the marshmallows on.

“Hey get those out too.” you told her pointing to the cabinet.

Noel understood your idea but thought you could get burned so she didn’t like it.

“Noo they’re too small.” she whined, feeling afraid of the idea of burning her fingers.

“It’ll be fine trust m-” you were interrupted by the loud slam of the door opening. You fell on top of Noel causing her to let out a shriek.

“Y/N WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO HER!” Tsubaki screamed at you.

“Huh?”

Before you could even think of a reply Tsubaki lifted you up by the collar.

“PERVERT! MONSTER! I’LL SHOW YOU-” before she could land the first blow she felt her hand get grabbed by Kajun.

“Please stop, Makoto was joking.” she told her.

Meanwhile Makoto was laughing her ass off.

“They were just about to get to the good part! Why couldn't you let them have fun?” Makoto joked.

“How did you guys even find us? We got lost in the snowstorm?” you asked.

“This cabin is behind the resort.” Kajun explained.

“Oh…”

“Makoto, that was not funny. I thought they were going to do something to Noel. I am so sorry Y/N.” Tsubaki reassured you as she helped you get up.

While everyone was trying to make sense of the situation Mai and Noel stood off to the side in quiet embarrassment from the situation.

“You alright?” Mai asked her quietly.

Author's note: This is more of an average of how Nine is throughout all her iterations rather than just during her phantom days.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Nine is very affectionate towards you yet equally unresponsive to it. 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Going from not knowing Nine to being her friend would take as much if not more time and work than going from friend to partner. Nine has a very small circle of trust and is very hostile to anyone not within it.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Nine’s cuddliness comes out when she’s tired. She loves to spoon you but never lets you do it to her.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Nine is not a domestic person; she gets way too caught up in her work. The most she might do is teleport some garbage away but that’s it.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She would most likely just ghost you.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

She’s definitely down to get married.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

She’s all lovey dovey with you and wouldn’t be cruel (unless you’re into it).

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Nine can do general happy and affectionate hugs and hugs to comfort you. Problems arise when you try to comfort her. If she’s down and you try to hug her she’ll push you away and claim she’s fine. You’ll first need to find a perfect moment of weakness, her being brought so low she has to accept comfort. After that she slowly improves at letting you hug her when she’s feeling bad.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Despite all her affection it would take her a while to say she loves you. She knows she loves you but putting it into words scares her. She knows the people she loves are her biggest weakness and adding another person to those ranks makes her feel vulnerable in a way she isn’t comfortable with.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It is surprisingly hard to find a moment when Nine was jealous. This is because she is so openly hostile to literally anyone talking to you she shoos them away before anything that could make her jealous occurs.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Nine is very good at kissing but her favorite thing to do is pepper your face with little kisses.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Nine would go full overprotective mode with a kid. This would result in her just losing herself more in her work trying to find more and more ways to protect the kid. She would eventually with a little help realise she’s doing the same thing her father did and cut back on the work.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Nine is not a morning person until she gets her coffee with 20 sugars.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nine is not the type to go to bed at a reasonable time but her lover being there makes the prospect far more alluring. 

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Getting Nine to open up is going to be a long and difficult process. There will be a difficult balance to hit between letting her proceed at her own pace but also not allowing her to just give up on the idea and try to move on.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Nine is a short tempered woman and while often angry she rarely takes it out on you.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Nine remembers much more than she lets on. She will often surprise you with things you don’t even remember mentioning.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The moment she told you her real name. As mundane as it seems it was a big thing for her.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Nine is definitely overprotective of you. Working out boundaries with her will be a process.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Nine has very high standards for doing things for you. She won’t be happy until you’re happy but also won’t directly ask if you’re happy. She’ll just kinda sit grumpily until you remind her you’re happy and that she should enjoy herself too.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Overworked and overprotective.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Nine is used to just wearing uniforms but she does have a fondness for dressing up in outfits that provoke a reaction from you.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Nine does not handle losing people well.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

As much of a genius as she is, Nine sucks at teaching. If you take an interest in her work she’s going to have to call in a favor from one of her friends because she sucks at explaining it.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

She really hates talking about her parents. For different reasons but still.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Soi Fon has dedicated all her life to stealth and as such she tries her best to keep her affection hidden. That’s not to say she isn’t affectionate, she just keeps it out of public view.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Soi Fon is fiercely loyal to anyone she is close enough with.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Cuddles are a daily occurrence. Even if she’s busy the whole day you’ll wake up with her cuddled up to you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She would have no qualms about living together but coming from nobility she leaves most menial tasks to servants. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She’s not one to enter a relationship if she’s unsure about the person but if she were to break up she would be quick, polite and try to end on good terms.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

While it would take her a long time to feel ready, when she is she'd want her wedding to be a small ordeal without many guests. That is until Yoruichi finds out and decides the wedding needs to be a more grand event, even going so far as to take care of expenses (and inviting guests).

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Soi Fon in general has a very soft touch but it’s amplified with you. She isn’t one to mince words though so she can come off as rude.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Her hugs are always very tight and she squeezes one in anytime you’re both out of view.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

There is no way she is saying it first; she's way too guarded to be vulnerable like that. After that she’ll tell you she loves you during quiet private moments.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She’s definitely a bit possessive. If she percieves someone as a threat she’s quick to bad mouth them and will even go so far as to spy on them to gather information she can use against them.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

In private her kisses are long and passionate. Otherwise she’s a big fan of quick pecks on the cheek. Sometimes a lipstick mark appears on your cheek out of nowhere while you’re going about your day.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Soi Fon would definitely be a strict parent. Not that she’d be a bad parent or too serious but she would raise her children to be disciplined.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

The first thing Soi Fon does each morning is check where you are. It doesn’t matter if you’re next to her in bed or out and about she needs to make sure you’re still with her.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Soi Fon is usually busy during nights so when she does have time she likes to just enjoy the silence and bask in your presence.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

There’s basically no chance she’s opening up on her own. It will be up to you to make her open up and it will lead to fights among other things but in the end will leave your relationship stronger.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Soi Fon has a short fuse and she’s very quick to express her displeasure.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

She has a very good memory and remembers almost all details you mention and even things you yourself don’t notice.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The moment she first saw you will forever be etched in her mind.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

She’s incredibly protective of you but would feel conflicted if you stepped in to defend her. On the one hand she doesn’t really see herself as someone worth protecting so it would do wonders for her sense of self worth but on the other you stepping in makes her feel she seems weak.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She’s very prone to overthinking and getting stuck on what to do for you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

She very often needs help but will stubbornly decline any you offer.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Soi Fon doesn’t like to concern herself with fashion. Yoruichi however has other plans, always dragging her out to the world of the living for shopping trips with Rangiku.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

She has a bad habit of basing her self worth off other people so losing you would devastate her.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Yoruichi will be a constant part of your relationship, always dropping by mostly just to tease the two of you or involve you in some shenanigans. She does often give Soi Fon “advice” in private which is just suggesting ways to tease you.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

She hates undisciplined people.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Rangiku is always showering you with affection no matter who’s present, even if it’s a captain.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Rangiku is friendly with everyone, especially if they’re buying drinks.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Rangiku is all over you when cuddling she just loves holding you, you're the most adorable thing to her.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She is more the type to laze around than work so she won’t help around the house unless you tell her to. She makes a great hangover breakfast though.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She would probably give you a rant for why she wants to break up but she would want to stay good friends.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Rangiku is immediately on board with the idea of marriage just for the fact she can spend obscene amounts of money on her wedding.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

She is a big tease but outside of that she’s harmless.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Rangiku’s hugs are suffocating to say the least. Not only will she squeeze you hard but your face often gets buried between her “girls” leaving you in a struggle to catch a breath.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

She’s always telling you how much she loves you, especially if you’re doing her favors.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Rangiku can get very catty when she feels threatened but that’s about it.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Rangiku is always exaggerating with kisses. If she’s kissing you on the mouth she needs to grab your face and pull you in deeper. If she’s kissing you on the cheek she can’t settle for just one, she has to cover your entire face in her lipstick so everyone can see. Sometimes she asks you to kneel down and kiss the back of her hand just so she can play up her reaction and annoy her captain.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

While becoming a parent would definitely make her get her alcohol consumption under control it wouldn’t make her any less fun. She would be a good parent but not too great at disciplining her kids. 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Rangiku is always slow to rise and drags you down with her by not letting you leave the bed because she’ll be cold without you.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Rangiku loves to stay up late with you. You don’t even have to be drinking or doing anything. She just likes cuddling up with you and looking out at the sky.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Rangiku is always wearing her heart on her sleeve and she wouldn’t have problems talking about almost anything. She is a bit hesitant anytime Gin is mentioned though.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

She doesn’t get mad easily. She may pretend to be mad but most of the time you’re the angry one.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Rangiku remembers what she can. She does forget things sometimes but she just apologises and moves on.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Your first kiss was very romantic and it stayed in her memory.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Rangiku is not overly protective but is definitely ready to fight if she feels you’re in danger, especially if you’re less powerful. If you are equal to or stronger than her and tried to protect her she’d be flattered but prefer to try and help you out.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She likes to do things that make you both happy. Dates will include something you both enjoy doing and not just one of you. Gifts will often be something you can wear or put on display in your home or office so she can see you like them. Etc.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

She is a slacker and will ignore her duties unless you remind her.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

She loves to dress up and loves it even more when you’re letting her dress you up.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

While she would be incredibly sad she is capable of moving on from tragedy.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

She is very good at noticing when you are overworking yourself and helping you relax.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

While she understands people being mad with her she wouldn’t be happy if you were too much of a killjoy.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Nemu does not have any experience with affection at all. She will spend most of her time just standing behind you, not speaking unless spoken to.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Nemu’s friendship mostly involves attending the same activities as you and silently standing there.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Not familiar with what cuddling is at first. When you two try it for the first time you both quickly learn she enjoys being held a lot.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Nemu is scarily good at cleaning but her cooking is very strange to say the least.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She would thank you for “participating in the experiment” and promptly never speak to you again.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Nemu does not understand marriage. After a thorough explanation from her friends she somehow both knows less about it and knows she would be ecstatic if you proposed.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Nemu is a bit too gentle and struggles to take a stance even against things she’s very uncomfortable with.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

She does not know how to initiate hugs despite being a big fan of them. She will just stare at you with a blank expression and her eyes wide open.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Love is a concept Nemu struggles to understand. Mayuri isn’t helpful, describing it as “hormonal nonsense idiots give too much meaning” and the definitions from her friends at the Shinigami Women’s Association are too varied to be helpful. When she does say it it’s seemingly out of nowhere and delivered in her usual deadpan tone.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Nemu’s jealousy is scary. It is not visible, her outward behavior remains unchanged. Her rivals however always seem to inexplicably get sick the next day.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

You learned the hard way that kissing Nemu without warning is very dangerous. God knows what Mayuri is going to stuff her with so it is best to ask before trying anything though she does keep antidotes on her. If you wanted she could ask Mayuri to modify your blood so it’s no longer a problem.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Nemu is very good at taking care of all the physical needs of children. She’d enjoy reading to them. She struggles with the emotional aspects but would never employ her father’s methods.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Nemu likes sleeping in and will keep you in bed as long as you keep believing her excuses.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

She doesn’t need much sleep so staying up late doesn’t pose issues for her.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

If you asked about her she’d bring you a very large report from Mayuri. It is heavily redacted as to not give away the secret of her creation but other than that it is very detailed.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

She doesn’t get angry and if she does there’s no way to tell.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Nemu has an almost photographic memory and can recall details scarily well.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

When Nemu first started getting interested in you she didn’t know what to do about the weird happiness she felt. It was then she remembered her Master telling her “Do as you wish.” and from that moment she was certain what she needed to do.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Nemu definitely puts your safety first and foremost. She’d express confusion if you decide to protect her but inside she’s extremely flustered.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She definitely tries hard to do nice things for you but she doesn’t really know what to do leading to her seeking help from her friends at the Shinigami Women’s Association which most often ends in shenanigans.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Nemu is weird in a way that is hard to explain.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Her looks had always been dictated by Mayuri so helping her find her own style is going to be a journey.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It would be so devastating for her she would be sobbing for weeks and nobody would know what to do since she’s never been that emotional.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Mayuri is suspiciously supportive of Nemu’s relationship. He wouldn’t even do anything invasive outside his usual surveillance bacterium.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

While she can understand you being uncomfortable around Mayuri she wouldn’t tolerate open hostility from either side.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Kneeling down you pulled her hand towards you and placed a gentle kiss on the back of it. Rangiku gasped, putting the back of her other hand on her forehead and throwing her head back as if she was going to faint.

“Oh my goodness!” she yelled. “However am I meant to resist such romantic advances?”

“Do you really have to do this in my office?” Toshiro asked as politely as he could.

“Oh come on captain. You don’t have to take your jealousy out on us.”

“WHAT!?”

“I’m sure there are plenty of girls that’d be interested in you despite your shortcomings.”

“Rangiku…” Toshiro tried to contain his anger.

“You just need to stop giving them the cold shoulder y’know?” “Reign over the frosted heavens…”

Rangiku grabbed you and left the room as quickly as she could to save you from the icy punishment of her captain.

It was a beautiful spring day. The wind blew the petals of the cherry blossoms around the garden. You and Nanao were sharing a deep kiss she initiated. Just as it seemed you were both going to run out of breath a voice scared you two apart.

“It’s nice to see love bloom with the flowers.”

Nanao frantically looked around until her eyes landed on the source of the noise. A man camouflaged by his pink kimono was sitting in the branches. It was Shunsui Kyoraku. Her captain.

“You really are disgusting, getting off to watching couples in secret.”

“Oh how cruel you can be Nanao. If anything I am saddened that I do not have a woman such as yourself to share moments like this with.” Shunsui said after jumping down from the tree.

“Maybe you’d have more luck if you were bothering someone else.” she bickered.

“I was only here to watch over you. If things had gotten too steamy your glasses could’ve fogged up and-”

WHACK

Nanao hit her captain over the head with the thick book she always carries around crumpling his straw hat.

Shunsui sighed “You know you’re really burning a hole in my pocket with all the hats you make me replace.”

“Maybe I should try feeding you one then to see if it teaches you a lesson.” Nanao threatened while adjusting her glasses.

“Oh I’m sorry. It seems I’ve gotten lost.” Jushiro said apologetically.

Whatever he was looking for had somehow led him to accidentally opening the door to your office where he found you kissing one of his squad members, Rukia Kuchiki.

“Captain?! I-I was just…” she stammered trying to think of an excuse.

“Don’t worry. You should enjoy yourself.” he calmed her down. “This actually reminds me.”

He reached into his sleeve and pulled out a box of pocky.

“Here. I seem to recall there is some game that can be played with these but I can’t quite remember how it goes.”

Rukia, knowing the game he was referring to, accepted the box with a blush.

“T-thank you captain, you really shouldn’t have.”

“Nonsense, here I have some more.”

Jushiro was giving Rukia various snacks and candies which all seemed to be heart shaped and/or meant to be shared by two people.

“I really should get going now.” Ukitake said after burying Rukia in gifts.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Nanao likes to keep her affectionate actions private. She already needs to deal with enough just because her captain knows she’s in a relationship so she doesn’t need him complaining about not getting the same treatment as you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

You’re most likely to bond with her over books. She’s a voracious reader and meeting her in the library is more than likely.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Nanao only gets cuddly when she’s very tired however that is actually very often with how she overworks herself. She likes to lay her back on your chest and read while you hold her.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She’s very good at maintaining a household but she expects you to put in the same effort and won’t tolerate you ignoring your duties.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She’d keep it brief and polite but in private she’d be hurt pretty bad though no one except Kyoraku would know.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Nanao would be a total control freak and she’d spend ages organising her wedding and making sure every single detail is perfect. This means while she’d be ecstatic about your proposal the wedding could be delayed for a really long time so she can have the perfect conditions.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

She is so sweet with you people wouldn’t believe she’s the same lieutenant that keeps hitting her captain over the head with a book.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

She’d never admit it but she likes when you hug her from behind and rest your chin on her head.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

She doesn’t say it out loud often because she finds it embarrassing. You’ll more often find it in the various notes she leaves for you.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Nanao gets very obviously jealous but she refuses to act on it. If you point it out she will deflect and claim she wouldn’t do childish things like that.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

She likes to give you a quick kiss if she finds a private moment before she goes off to do something. When you actually have time alone she loves long romantic make outs.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

She’s very quick to establish her authority. She’s not a killjoy but she believes in enforcing the rules she sets.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Nanao sticks to a very strict schedule and won’t tolerate nonsense in the morning. Or so she claims. A few more minutes in bed with you doesn't change that much. It doesn't really matter which one of you is making breakfast and showering together will surely save time.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nanao likes to get in bed early so she can spend time reading before sleep though she won’t be opposed if you have other ideas.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Nanao struggles with being vulnerable especially if she has a hard time putting her feelings into words.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

She’s a lot more forgiving with you than her captain but you’ll still find yourself on the receiving end of her wrath if you push her.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Nanao has a very good memory and is unlikely to forget things she considers important.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It was very hard for her to confront you about the curse and it was a huge burden off her shoulders when you dismissed it as ridiculous.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Nanao gets very worried especially if you’re sick. As long as you are she will set up next to your bed and do paperwork from home until you’re better. Even her captain will come over and surprisingly just quietly join her in working.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She spends a lot of time agonizing over what to do for you which leads to Shunsui teasing her about it.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

She can be too serious at times.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

She’s used to dressing professionally so going out of her way to try and look pretty is something she needs help with.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It would make her very depressed for a long time but with the help of others she’d work through it.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Shunsui is an ever present part of your relationship. He will always have a teasing comment ready and will give Nanao “tips” on how to make you happy.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

She dislikes laziness and inappropriate comments.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Drake is not one for subtlety. Everything she does she does fully and that applies to loving you. She will do whatever she wants, whenever she wants no matter who’s present.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

She’s easy to get along with but you have to be careful about ulterior motives.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She likes to keep her most prized treasures close so you will be spending a lot of time in her lap. It is very comfortable though there may be some inappropriate touching.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She’s not the type for domestic stuff. She’d much rather take you with her on her adventures than settle down.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Most likely just disappears onto another one of her adventures.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

She has probably gotten married before though not on purpose. The idea of commitment isn’t something she’s very familiar with. Though the opulence of a wedding does pique her interest. Having a huge gaudy wedding dress would be nice and she is fond of planning big explosive events.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

She’s not the soft and gentle type outside very rare situations. Often she will be taking jabs at you in a playful way.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Drake is never not in a mood to just grab you but you have to be careful. Most of the time she just wants to touch you someplace where she’ll get a reaction but on rare occasions she’s after something hidden in your pockets.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It is rare to hear her say she loves you. She’s not shy about saying she loves other things including parts of you or things you do but saying she just loves you is surprisingly difficult for her. It will happen only during rare quiet moments where she feels comfortable enough to be vulnerable.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She’s definitely not the overly possessive type but she does enjoy fighting for her treasure.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Matching her usual personality her kisses are aggressive and greedy. She almost always tastes like alcohol.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

She’s definitely fun with kids, entertaining them with grand stories. Taking care of them is something she’s not really cut out for though.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

For most of her life waking next to someone meant she had to find a way to sneak out so in a relationship she likes to savor these moments. Even if she’s not hungover she doesn’t like to get up early and she won’t let you either.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

She loves to stay up late drinking, singing and/or sharing stories and most of the time she’ll rope you into it too.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Very up front about who she is. Drake doesn’t feel the need to lie about herself.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

She’s very relaxed and it’s tough to get her mad.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

She remembers far more than she lets on. Usually she pretends that she forgot something so she can surprise you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Her fondest memory was waking up next to you for the third day in a row. She had woken up next to plenty of people and though rare there had been second times. The third morning she had only reached with you and it really made her realise that she’s in an actual relationship now.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Drake has no qualms about protecting what’s hers but if you tried stepping in to defend her she would think it’s the most adorable thing in the world.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

She’s always willing to do extravagant things for you. After all, treasure has no value if you don’t spend it.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Greedy, perverted, a bit too fond of alcohol, boastful, hedonistic, amoral etc. What’s not to love?

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Extravagance is the name of the game. She always wears a big hat if it’s appropriate, gaudy rings adorn almost all her fingers, similar bracelets on both her hands, and gold is also present on most of her other clothing items as well. But that is only when she’s trying to show off. Most of the time she chooses her clothing based on comfort and function.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

It would hurt her way more than she expects. She can deal with losing anything except you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Incredibly easily impressed by home cooking. Food options on the sea are limited to say the least so anything you make for her blows her away.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

She’s not fond of people who are too uptight about law or morals.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Author's note: Not done with /EXTRA yet but I thought I could do a little drabble post.

Luck is a funny thing. On one hand you were lucky enough to summon a servant of the powerful saber class. On the other, that same servant was currently demanding something sweet despite everything being closed at this hour.

This leads to your current predicament. Making pancakes in the dead of night.

You were making thin European style pancakes, filling them with strawberry jam you happened to have and rolling them up on a plate.

Nero was laying on her bed of course. She’s not keen on helping around outside combat. When you finished making all the pancakes the only thing left to do was bring them to her on a plate. There’s no way she was getting up for them of course.

“Umu! Well done Praetor. Now, feed me.”

Wearing loose pajamas that revealed her cleavage and clearly not planning on using her hands, Nero opened her mouth and waited for a pancake.

With one hand preoccupied by the plate you grabbed a pancake as best you could with your other hand and brought it to her mouth.

However just as she bit into one end, the other one that was loosely hanging down dripped some jam onto her breast.

Noticing this she puffed out her chest for you to clean, still intent on not using her hands.

With your hands full you got a wonderful idea of how to get back at her.

You leaned in and licked the jam off her breast and just to rub it in you gave her a look while seductively licking your lips afterwards.

Nero was staring at you wide eyed trying to think of a response. Then she does.

“Your confidence is improving. Very well, I will graciously let you share this with me. Now…” she opened her mouth again expecting you to continue feeding her.

As she got near the end of the first pancake instead of finishing it she held the end at her mouth. Realising what she was trying to do you took the bait. Biting into the pancake you took it into your mouth and placed a kiss on her lips.

Noel is not the best maid but not from a lack of trying. She’s banned from cooking for obvious reasons so she mostly takes care of cleaning and other chores. Though she is prone to messing those up too. Accidentally spilling dirty water while mopping or mixing up laundry and dyeing it pink.

She also has a habit of finishing a task and sitting down to write poetry in her notebook instead of moving onto the next task which Tsubaki regularly reprimands her for. You decide to simply give her a gentle reminder.

Tsubaki on the other hand is incredibly reliable and hardworking. You’re pretty sure your life would fall apart without her. She does tend to overwork herself resulting in her sitting down in an armchair to catch her breath only to end up falling asleep. Upon waking up she’s angry at you and Noel for not only letting her sleep but putting a blanket on her.

Noel is the first one to get a crush on you reflected in her trying to do cute things for you. For example when bringing you food she’ll try to pour sauce in a heart shape or shape your mashed potatoes into one etc. Tsubaki scolds her for this both because she thinks it’s improper for her to act that way towards her employer but also because your food will get cold.

Tsubaki cares a lot about Noel and as such is worried about her. Due to her lacking skills as a maid she’s afraid you may try to get rid of her if she starts making advances. You can sometimes hear her late at night brushing Noel’s hair and rambling on about all the chores that need to be done and what Noel should do to “prove herself” as useful.

You first start dating Noel. At a certain point the romantic tension between you two just becomes too much and you ask her out. This shocks both her and Tsubaki. Noel is just melting at the idea of a date while Tsubaki is completely livid. You can’t just do that. It isn’t proper to date your servants. What will people think?

The only way she can accept it is if she can “disguise” Noel as to not hurt your reputation. This first means a shopping trip. Noel will gravitate towards anything cute while Tsubaki’s outfits are a lot more thought out. Why was Tsubaki shopping as well? Well she would of course follow you on your date. For security reasons and to manage your image should it be necessary. Or at least that’s her plan. When you three actually go out she gets pulled into all your activities. From window shopping to trying out desserts to feeding birds in the park.

By the end of the day she’s looking at you and Noel as you’ll most likely share your first kiss. Thinking about how much she cares for you two and how happy she is for the two of you. She only wishes she could be part of that happiness.

Lost in her thoughts she fails to notice you haven’t shared your first kiss and have instead moved towards her face. Before she can understand what’s going on you kiss her from both sides.

Tsubaki is shocked and flustered. You can’t do things like that! Three people can’t date each other, that's insane!

Your life after that is pretty mostly the same. Your home is more lively since both of your maids seem happier. You still have dates together and you all sleep in the same room now. Also sometimes you catch them kissing each other but when they notice you they just start kissing you instead.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Xichun is always very stiff. She hasn’t had a lot of affection in her life. Most of the time she seems like she’s mimicking something she read in a book.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

While at the start Xichun would claim she’s only looking for an ally to benefit her but in reality she is so desperate to have a bestie.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She’s a very big cuddler even though she hates to admit it. Her favorite thing to do is bury her face in your chest and fall asleep. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Getting you moved to her quarters is something that won’t be hard for her to do and it does make her feel like you’re safer.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

She would be very angry. Mostly at herself for trusting you.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

She doesn’t have anything against the marriage itself but as the Hierarch of Hongyuan her getting married would be a very big deal and pull a lot of attention to you which she doesn’t want.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Xichun is naturally very snappy and with the stress of her job she can often be mean and say things she doesn’t mean. When she notices you’re hurt she gets very apologetic.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Xichun is a very tight hugger but she only hugs you privately. She likes to give you one whenever she finds a quiet private moment during her busy days.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take her some time and help from others for her to stammer it out for the first time. Even after that she’s very shy about saying it and it flusters her a lot.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She gets very jealous very easily and it’s always really obvious. She’ll try to justify herself by talking about life at Hongyuan and how people will try to get close to you to stab you in the back.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Xichun is very shy about kisses so she’ll most often be giving you soft pecks on the cheek. Though if you kiss her deep and hard she’ll really like it though she’d be too flushed to properly express it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

After her training with Ryoshu she’s become a lot better with and fond of children. She’s had a lot of thoughts about having them eventually but doesn’t feel she’s changed Hongyuan into a place she’d want them to grow up in yet.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Due to her work she has to leave you very early in the morning but she makes sure to at least give you a goodbye kiss. On the rare occasion she’s not busy she likes to stay in bed and sleepily cuddle.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Xichun likes to stay up way later than she should. Usually she hated the nights due to all the dangers lurking in the shadows. After becoming the Hierarch she has a lot more protection so she doesn’t have to worry about that as much so she likes staying up with you to just enjoy the silence.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say  everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Xichun doesn’t really like talking about herself but she has seen what happens when you bottle up everything inside. So she will reluctantly open herself up more for you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Xichun is not patient at all, it is very easy to make her angry.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little  detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Ironically Xichun's training in analysing her enemies helps her a lot in remembering things about you. Anything she doesn’t remember Wei reminds her of since she’s always talking about you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It happened one day after she had a date with you. She was giggling to herself and as she returned to her room she caught a glimpse of the mirror and the dumb smile across her face. For the first time in years she recognized the girl in the mirror.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

She would have Heishou guarding you at all times. She also doesn’t like you putting yourself in danger to protect her and will scold you if you try it.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

While she has more than enough resources she easily gets stuck on what to do for you. She doesn’t want to do too little but also doesn’t want to do too much. She ends up going  to Wei for advice or even worse and more commonly to the sinners.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Xichun has a bad habit of not asking for help and trying to do everything on her own.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Xichun doesn’t really like dressing up but she will wear anything you buy for her at least once since she thinks it would be rude if she didn’t.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Xichun would not take losing you well. It would probably reflect in the way she rules Hongyuan.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Sometimes due to festivities or other factors Xichun ends up getting drunk. When she’s drunk she gets very quiet and clingy and just wants to be alone with you and cuddle.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

She wouldn’t like it if you were too carefree like her brother. One person like that in her life is more than enough for her.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Author's note: Planned to get this out around the holidays as a festive post but got caught up in some other stuff sorry. Kind of an AU because La Manchaland works out and everyone is happy and hemobars are yummy etc.

Christmas in La Manchaland was different than in the city. La Manchaland was a place of only smiles and laughter so obviously it was isolated from any blizzards or other bad weather. Instead the temperature was controlled to be cold enough for season appropriate clothing yet not so cold that it was too uncomfortable. All the bloodfiends were dressed appropriately. Lights were strung around and fake snow fell gently on the park.

Yet in one of the high up spires was a bloodfiend not so keen on the festivities.

“Look Sancho!” her father pointed to a small plant dangling on a string.

 “It is said that those that find themselves under it must kiss each other. Doesn’t that seem wonderful?”

“I assume that’s another one of those human customs you’ve been learning about with Bari.”

He disregarded her unenthusiastic response.

“Is there someone you’d like to be caught beneath it with?” he teased her.

“Not a chance.” she rejected the idea immediately.

“Oh, are you sure?” he goaded her.

“Of course.”

“What about Y/N?”

Shit, he had her.

“I-I don’t know who you’re talking about.” she sputtered.

“Well there is a visitor that comes to the park so often that they had to get the special yearly pass since the blood loss from usual tickets would kill them. Yet they are rarely seen visiting the attractions and instead seem to slink off to some unseen place.”

Her only option was lying.

“I haven’t heard anything about it.” 

“Really? I heard they came today looking for you.”

“P-Perhaps I should go see what they seek.” she excused herself out of the room.

“Oh, sorry.” in her hurry to leave she bumped into Bari who just entered.

“What is going on with Sancho?” Bari asked Don.

“Ah, Bari. Just who I was looking for. Could you assist me with something?”

“Of course. What do you need?”

“I have conceived an idea most ingenious.”

***

She found you in a secluded part of the park. Out of view of the guests and workers. The way you waved her over melted her heart, but she couldn’t show it.

“I told you to stop asking where I am.” she scolded you.

“Well how else am I supposed to find you? Besides, why are you so reluctant to let your father know about me? He can’t possibly hate me that much.”

“No, it’s the opposite I’m afraid of.” Sancho grumbled.

You were going to ask what she meant by that but she suddenly got really close and spoke very quietly.

“I’m… I’m sorry you have to keep going through this. I promise I’ll figure out how we can meet outside the park and maybe even go somewhere. It’s just I’m scared my father will do something-.”

THUNK

An arrow hit the wall just above your heads.

Sancho immediately snapped to the source of the projectile. Hardblood bow ready to retaliate. She saw Bari high on the balcony of one of the spires. Next to her was her father looking at her through binoculars and giving her an enthusiastic thumbs up.

Angry but less concerned she looked back to you only to notice a mistletoe hanging from the arrow above your heads.

“...something like this.”

“So if that’s him is that woman your…”

“NO she’s not, she's just… it’s complicated.”

Sancho looked at the plant dangling between you then back into your eyes.

Her father set a rule that all bloodfiends must play along with the rules of any game they play with the guests and defying a higher kindred is something very hard to do.

Looking at you she knew what you expected and what her father planned for her to do. 

She went in for it. She could pay him back for this some other time. For now all she cared about was enjoying this moment with you.

The end of the parade marked the end of Dulcinea’s work for the day. It’s surprising how exhausting her job was despite most seeing it as standing around and looking pretty.

Though there were certain things she enjoyed about the holiday season. The clothing provided a nice change of pace. Instead of her usual frilly dress and parasol she had a big fluffy fur coat with a hat made of the same fur. The blonde matched her hair while the purple highlights (which Nicolina reminded her were “a nightmare to get right”) served to maintain her usual image.

Sancho also got her a gift that being a set of lipsticks in various colors but mostly being hues of purple. As much as she hated to admit it she read her like an open book. 

Then there was the question of your gift. She specifically told you not to get her anything. All she asked for is that you “come to her when she asks”. 

And she just so happened to ask today. You entered her dressing room. Looking around you saw all her various outfits illuminated only by the light around her mirror.

Before you could ask why she invited you here you heard the door shut and lock behind you. The lights shut leaving you in complete darkness. You reached behind you for the door to try and navigate towards a lightswitch. Instead you felt your back against the wall despite not moving.

You reached out in the hope of finding something to hold on to. Your hand landed on something soft… and round. Your feeling around was interrupted by two glowing red eyes after which the lights turned back on. It was Dulcinea in front of you, and in your hand was her… You pulled it back as fast as you could.

“Time for my gift.” she spoke softly.

With a finger on your chin she guided your gaze upwards so you could see the mistletoe dangling above your heads. When you looked back at her you saw her with a pocket mirror in one hand and lipstick in the other. Slowly she dragged it over the lips applying it in a nice even layer. With a smack she announced her finish and turned back to you.

“Ready?”

All you could muster up was a nervous nod.

***

“Wow! She really went all out on you didn’t she?” Nicolina teased.

“Yeah…” you answered weakly, a hot blush underneath the purple smears dotted all over your face.

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TRY!” Nicolina yelled at nobody.

She stomped angrily back and forth in her room. She spent her entire holiday trying to get you under the mistletoe to no avail. Something always seemed to conveniently stop her plan dead in its tracks.

When she invited you out to eat you got lost in the parade and missed your reservation. When she got you all to herself on the ferris wheel the mistletoe fell out of her hands all the way down and ruined her plan. All the things she tried failed. She really was out of options.

Unless… you came to her… instead of the other way around…

YES! THAT’S IT! All she has to do is put you in a situation where you have to come to her and what better way than using her sewing talent. She’s the only person you could come to if your clothing was ripped. She knew your uniform like the back of her hand.

All she had to do was sneak into your room and make a few modifications.

***

That was weird. When you put on your usual outfit for the day it had a tear in one of the seams. No matter, you would just stop by Nicolina’s before breakfast.

“Oh! Y/N, what brings you to my humble workshop this fine morning?” she said in a singsong voice.

“Sorry, I just need help with-”

“A torn seam yes, yes, yes come here.” she hurried you along.

Before you could question how she knew why you were here, her hands were already searching for the spot. When she got it she grabbed the loose thread and pulled hard. Suddenly your clothing constricted around you until you were tied up and unable to move. She dramatically lowered a mistletoe on a string until it was just above you two.

“You have no idea how hard it was getting you here.” she said while slowly wrapping her arms around your neck.

“You could’ve just asked.” you reminded her.

“Oh~ but where’s the fun in that?” 

Author's note: This was really fun to write so I'm probably going to do another one with other characters. I may have gone a bit too hard with the Don section. Also the Kromer section does get a bit freaky.

It had been another uneventful day for the members of the LCB. Nothing more than driving around and taking care of the occasional roadblock. The boredom was felt by everyone on the bus. Dante wasn’t sure what to do about it but thankfully Rodya solved it before they had to.

She started a conversation about all the enemies they’ve faced so far and how they would fare against each other. Which abnormalities would win in a fight. How K corp. Security compared to the N corp. Inquisition. Who they preferred between the Kurokumo Clan and the Blade Lineage. It was overall a fun activity for all involved.

That was until the topic of a battle between Ricardo of The Middle and the fixer Siegfried came up. Almost all of the sinners agreed that despite facing him after they were more experienced Ricardo was a much stronger opponent than Siegfried. All except Don Quixote. She was convinced Siegfried would emerge victorious using “the power of a fixer” and was getting genuinely angry that nobody believed her.

“‘TIS NOT POSSIBLE. LORD SIEGFRIED HATH DEFEATED MANY FOES STRONGER THAN THE SIBLING OF THE MIDDLE!” she exclaimed.

“We already went over that. All those stories were probably made up or staged.” Ishmael tried explaining for the third time.

“NAY! ART THOU ALSO INSULTING THE GOOD WRITERS AND JOURNALISTS OF THE FIXERS MONTHLY MAGAZINE?!”

With a sigh Ishmael gave up on trying to argue with her.

Don, still angry that nobody was listening to her arguments, reached out to her partner for help.

“Y/N! I BESEECH THEE! AID ME IN THIS ARGUMENT SO THAT WE MAY ENLIGHTEN THESE FOOLS!”

Despite your girlfriend being left to fend for herself in this argument you didn’t really care who was winning. The whole reason for this conversation was to have fun and kill some time. So why shouldn’t you have some fun in your own way.

“You’re cute when you’re angry.”

Don’s face while still red had completely changed expressions.

“‘T-twas not what I asked…” she said in a small voice.

“Oho~ Someone has a weak spot?” Rodya teased.

“N-nay… I hath simply lost the will to continue this battle…”

In a complete reversal of the moments before Don was now avoiding eye contact and stammering through her words. She sat down next to you and clung to your arm as if you were going to shield her from the looks the other sinners were now giving her.

“I am NOT cute.” she said in a voice only loud enough for you to hear.

“Yes you are. You are an adorable, noble and brave fixer of great deeds and short stature.”

Don looked up at you with starry eyes and an expression like she was about to cry from happiness.

“Truly?” 

“Truly.”

Flames engulfed all the buildings in the village. Everyone was being nailed down by the Inquisition. But amidst all the chaos you couldn’t find your girlfriend. You tried calling out but didn’t get any response.

You walked through the streets ignoring all the pleas for help, chatter of inquisitors and sounds of violence until you heard it.

SHUNK

It was her.

SHIIK

You found her sitting on top of one of the dead villagers.

SHUNK

She kept slowly pulling a nail out of its corpse.

SHIIK

And then violently stabbing down again.

SHUNK

Sometimes she got like this. Too blinded by her hatred of the heretics to think about anything else. Sweaty and out of breath she could only be snapped out of it by you.

“Come on, that’s enough purging for today.” you put your arms under hers and lifted her off the corpse.

She had other plans however, tearing herself from your grip and stomping on the corpse until its head was crushed. Still the same wrathful look in her eyes focused solely on the heretic.

Seeing the physical approach didn’t work you tried something else.

“You’re cute when you’re angry.”

That got her attention. She turned to you with a blank expression before giggling to herself.

“Oh you~.” she gave you a playful shove, leaving a bloody handprint on your uniform.

You pulled her closer by the waist and she hung her arms around your neck.

“Don’t you think it’s time we took a little break and spent some quality time together.” you asked her.

“Hmm… purging does always get me a bit… excited.” her thighs squeezing around one of yours.

“whistle Guidoo!~”

The armor clad man turned his expressionless gaze to her.

“I’m going back to camp to rest. I trust you can oversee the cleanup.”

He answered with only a silent nod.

“Great!”