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@questionableboyfriendbehaviors
Hey so I know it’s been awhile since I posted but Max is trying to win a music contest. This is their dream and he worked so hard on this. If y’all would like, comment, share, and tag Mothica in his video it would mean the world to us!
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeG84vjQ/
TikTok
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Bad and naughty kitties that mess with the Christmas tree get put in baby time.
*BF and I talking about what turns us on.*
Me: I’m into dirty talking.
Him: *pulls my hair* that’s cause you’re a good little corn
Me: A GOOD LITTLE WHAT?!
Him: I WAS TRYING TO SAY WHORE, SLUT, and CUNT AND IT CAME OUT AS CORN
He proceeded to roll over and cry for about five minutes.
So something horrible happened last night.
So basically our kitten, Miss Midnight, was in the trash can and she’s small enough that I can pick her up with one hand but apparently I didn’t have a good hold on her cause I was trying to just move her to the other side of the bed.
But she was squirming
And I lost my grip-
And she, with my help, yeeted herself across the bed...
Directly onto my boyfriend’s crotch....
I hit my boyfriend in the Dick
With our cat
Some good pictures of our stupid babies. They are Meatball and Miss Midnight.
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Bf: You’ve heard of lemonade
Me:
Bf: You’ve heard of limeade
Me:
Bf: You’ve heard of strawberry lemonade
Me:
Bf: But what about ONIONADE
Me: I hate you.
Me: *holding the cat* Lets go see daddy
*We walk into the kitchen where Bf is struggling with the can opener*
Me: Say hi to daddy.
Bf: *patting Meatball on the head* Daddy wants to commit war crimes
Bf: Genocide is technically a group activity.
Me: I think you may need a thesaurus because those were not the best words to use.
Me: Babe we have 69 followers!
Bf: ....
Me: Don’t do it
Bf: .........
Me: Hoe don’t do it.
Bf:....................................nice
So uh.
A little update
My boyfriend and I have our own apartment
And we’re engaged.
We also have a cat
His name is Meatball
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I’m trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
I’m asexual so anyone who has a problem with it or doesn’t think it’s a legitimate sexuality can just fuck off and unfollow me
I think I might be asexual, and even if I’m not they’re still valid!
Why would anyone have problems with someone NOT wanting to fuck? What’re they worried about? That they’re gonna draw too many dinosaurs? Eat too much Mac n cheese?? Absurd.
oh hey, this is back on my dash again!
so quick update, i am 100% ace
Heck yeah
My boyfriend had a rough night.
Him: *crying into my stomach*
Me: It’s okay baby...
Him: *sobbing* why does it sound like your stomach is screaming?
Me: I don’t know, it just does that sometimes.
Boyfriend: *Still crying* I think someone is in there.
We moved into our own place today. This convo with a friend sums it up pretty well.
Me: *pointing a plastic knife at my bf* I’m gonna eat your ass with bread and butter!
Bf: *with headphones on* That’s nice
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...Wait what?!
At Arby’s.
Me: *rolls down the window to yell at the geese* Fuck you and everything you stand for!
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Bf: If deaf people put earbuds in their mouth can they hear it?
Me: ...What?!
Quote from my boyfriend.
“I’m just saying I wouldn’t let a raccoon near my testicles!”
