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Twilight Zone feels

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Reblogging in honor of Area 51 day

[ID: An image of the internet explorer logo sitting on a seat in an airplane. Above the image, in white, reads ‘On my way to raid Area 51 guys’. In the bottom left corner in much smaller and fainter text reads ‘This is terrible and I recognise that’. /End ID]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

PSAs that border on surrealism

Why is this so goddamn funny

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts