The Bard

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

We haven't had a Doctor this personally excited since David Tennant. It's going to be so good - I can't wait.

Fitz's love life during Assassin's Quest is actually hilarious. Practically every woman he meets is immediately into him. He keeps seeing dreams about his ex dating his foster dad. He spends months traveling in a group in which literally everyone besides one grandma has a thing for him, and he doesn't have a clue. The Fool blatantly confesses his love to him and he just kind of ignores it. He has bathed twice in the past year.

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

how did this post reached 2k notes is beyond me 😭 as long as we collectively agree that bilbo can do it all

that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

Sometimes the point of the reveal is not to shock you. Sometimes the point is anticipation of the reveal. You know it’s coming, just not when, how, or what the consequences will be. And sometimes that can be so much more interesting than not seeing it coming at all.