Ema

Somebody said "Percy and Keke flipped a coin to decide which twin they got"

"Yay! New episodes of Vox Machina!"

AO3 changed their beta status to omega for April fools. Everybody else can go home because we already have a winner

hear me out

Steve: Type? I don’t have a type. Well, maybe badass brunettes who absolutely can take me in a fight. Bonus points if they’ve pulled a weapon on me. But I don’t know, nothing super specific.

Thinking of Steve ships out of context is genuinely so funny cause one has canonically held him at gunpoint, two have beaten him within an inch of his life, and the last one has brutally slammed him against a wall holding a sharp glass piece to his throat 💀🙏

in the absence of ao3 I think we should go become tattoo artists, flowershop owners, students, members of a band, long term rivals, coworkers, or get selected for a politically advantageous arranged marriage.