just stating my onion

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

shout out to the 🧍 emoji. it conveys so much. no other way to truly explain the emotion you get when you feel like🧍

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

can i just die in your arms without you making it gay. Come on man

i’m trying to bleed out here. can you not make this weird. Can you do that for me

Making friends as an adult is so unnecessarily complicated omfg can we just survive a plane crash together or something. Can we move this along

What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

So long as I give people the benefit of the doubt, always act with grace, mind my own business, put effort into clarifying miscommunication, breathe my way through negative feelings, try the best I can, move w accordance to my values, and consider people’s emotions, I know I have nothing to worry about. I strive to never wrong anyone bc I am so firm on not being that person. And I will continue to be firm on it and that will ground me and I’ll always be okay