all right cowboy go get em

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

eddie diaz is my favourite guy in the whole wide world. single dad. army medic. divorced. rizzless. chronic fumbler. hopeless romantic. ass to waist ratio of 3:1. colossal failure of a man. most competent guy in the room. makes terrible impulse financial decisions. coolest chillest guy youll ever meet. anxious neurotic cringefail loser. eats pussy like a champ. has dated a grand total of three and a half women in the 30-something years hes been alive. hasnt had sex in over a year now despite the fact that not fucking leaves him too pent up to function. doesnt believe in ghosts in a world where ghosts are canonically real. catholic who doesnt believe in god. undeniably cursed but doesnt believe in curses. everyone in the whole wide world thinks hes gay but he is oblivious to this. joined an underground fight club. worked as an uber driver. hates his therapist. was a teenage ballroom dance champion who couldve gone pro. undiagnosed for every mood disorder. has beef with his gay ex-coworker. used to drive a gmc sierra denali but now he drives a prius. technophobe. petty bitch. widower. doesnt even know hes in love with his best friend. i cannot stress enough how absurd the ass to waist ratio is.

Dan forever and always being the #1 advocate for phanfiction will never not be funny. He may have trauma but no one can ever accuse him of not being a patron of the arts

dan trying to publicly apologize to phil and phil immediately shutting it down and telling him there is nothing for him to forgive dan for........i dont have time to get into all that

wait one more thing. funny as fuck to say you have commitment issues in the video where you announce you've been in a 16 year long relationship with your first boyfriend.

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

im so speechless. the way that nothing changes and everything changes. it doesn't matter but it so extremely does matter. it's the most normal thing in the world, and the biggest deal ever. you know.