emotional support shitposting since 2010

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

Seconding Ivan in West Virginia

that’s really great man

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin