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Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

What is this creature???

that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude

Man sees crab for the first time.

Wow I forgot how much I hate being seen in public wow haha

I just close my eyes so I can’t see people perceiving me

wish the founding fathers would “find” my g-spot and write a declaration of in da penis

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

Why is this in such high quality

I am proud to announce that I am now veganphobic

My impact

This post is the equivalent of pouring milk on Cheetos and calling it cereal

What are you? Some kind of cereal elitist?