meow.

At the end of the day, my thoughts on job hunting are that it's incredibly stupid how every fiber of our current socioeconomic structure is screaming that you MUST have a job and nothing else matters because you MUST be working and that's the only thing of true importance so never forget that you MUST have a job, and I'm like damn okay so I'd like a job, can I have one? And the answer is No

in my last life i was the evil advisor to a king and when the people discovered my vile deeds i was sentenced to be shot with a silver bullet and go to hell forever but unfortunately when the bullet pierced my wicked heart my hands floated into the air like a dancer's and my elegant spine curved and my hair shimmered like a ribbon as i plummeted into the sunlit sea and in fact my dying fall from the parapet was so astonishingly beautiful that it made up for all the sins i did and i woke up in heaven, where i became an evil advisor to god

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!