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@dan-rowbell

But Why???

My kind of people

I love that they’re taking a preemptive step to help keep infants and toddlers from getting hurt but why in the world has this led to a ton of adults choosing to stick it in their mouth?

Fun. “Oh dude this smells SO bad! Come smell it!” “Look at this awful sea creature!” “These things taste terrible but are non toxic! Taste it!”

DAMN IT NOW I NEED TO TASTE ONE.

I MUST TASTE THE GAME CARTRIDGE

I am glad I do not have a Switch, because I would have discovered this without meaning to… How I’ve never accidentally swallowed and choked on something is a fucking miracle honestly.

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

I love this so much!

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

we all out here supporting thor’s aspiring dj career

Every house has a smell that only people living in the house don’t smell

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

THIS IS THE KIND OF DEVELOPMENT I LIKE TO SEE

I love his response about how he’s more informed now.

“Now I’m in a higher grade, I read more books, and get more information about stuff.” This is literally all we’re asking of the bigots, but they’re apparently incapable of the development a seven year old is.

what the HECK fuck is a sexual attraction