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@queenshokora
Didn't wanna do this, but unfortunately I'm gonna have to go on a brief hiatus. Got some pretty extreme medical issues going on with one of my pets, and that has me in a really bad state of mind. I deeply regret missing all the fun stuff going on right now, especially since I had some plotting of my own going on, but I can't seem to write anything.
Thanks ahead of time for understanding.
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❝ PRINCESS. WHY ARE YOU REBLOGGING THE DIVORCE MUSIC POST, I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED YA OUT YET. ❞
Sorry, Wario. She can't hear you right now, she has headphones on and is listening to Divorce Music.
its time for DIVORCE MUSIC
Rookie mistake, Wario. Disrespecting women. Annie doesn't count in his books because Annie is his flatmate, therefore he's legally allowed to be a jackass around her.
Stares at for an uncomfortable amount of time, hoping he will get the message.
MOM. MOM. MOM. MOM. MOM. DAD MADE THE OTHER PINK LADY CRY.
"So I have heard!" She stated matter-of-factly, her tone similar to that of a mother that's had enough shenanigans for the day.
"Rest assured Gold, Wario shall be spending a long time in the 'time out corner', so to say."
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❝ Princess.. I didn't mean anything by it, but... ❞ UH-OH! That's some genuine anger! How does he diffuse this ... ❝ You were a cat? ❞ T-that? Okay, yeah. No. That's worst. A+ on that one.
". . ."
Her expression settled. The look of annoyance seemed to instantly fade, and that wasn't a good thing. That was a sign of pure white-hot nuclear fury. Oh, so their relationship wasn't IMPORTANT because she spent some time as a CAT? Was THAT it?
The air surrounding them quickly became cold. Time seemed to slow, a sign of Wario's imminent demise. With the point of a finger, a light blue aura would surround Wario's entire being, only giving him a split second to notice before lifting him into the air. She spoke her next words calmly, gracefully, with the tone of a monarch discussing political business.
"I shall let Jimmy know you will be staying with him tonight."
With a wave of her hand, she would toss him out of the nearest window. He'll be fine, he's survived worse.
"Wario."
"I... miss home. A lot." Gold rolls his Typhlosion's Poké Ball back and forth on the ground between his sleeves. The rhythmic rolling is the one thing keeping him from going full Classic Lost Silver™ in front of Shokora and having a breakdown. For good reason, too; he hadn't been to New Bark Town in ages, if only because seeing everyone he knew move on without him was far more painful than having died in the first place.
He looks up at Shokora... or at least tries to, given the whole 'empty eyesockets' thing. "Do you miss home? Your home?"
Truth be told, she'd been keeping a close eye on Gold from the very first interaction with Wario. After all, she did still have a job to fulfill from the higher authorities she served, and she had to be certain Gold's ominous appearance wasn't the symptom of a bigger cause. Not to mention the familiar name...
And yet, despite his curious appearance, all that seemed to lie under the visage was the spirit of a lost and confused young boy!
As one would imagine, Shokora couldn't help but sympathize with Gold. After all, she was put under the pyramid's curse at a young age, perhaps only a little older than Gold was currently! She wasn't even able to discern when or how she died while trapped under the curse.
It was only due to Wario's quick reflexes and treasure hunting skills that she was able to take this more mature form she'd been robbed of. Otherwise, she'd still be wandering aimlessly in the body of a cat, lost and alone... lost, much like the other before her.
She paused for a while, carefully considering her response as an index finger lightly danced at her chin.
"My home is... a distant memory. I remember having animal friends, I remember my family... or rather, my father." That was all she really had as family, she would rather be cursed again than consider the Golden Diva as anything resembling that.
"I remember bits and pieces of my past, but much of it is lost to time. To think about it for too long leaves a hollow pain in my chest, to think about the life I once had crumbling to dust..." A small, sad hum escaped her lips, before she seemed to quickly perk up again.
"However..."
"I have made peace with the time I had forgotten." She gave a small, reassuring nod. "To have lost it fills me with sorrow... However, there's more to our lives—well, our AFTERlives—than merely the past." An exaggerated twirl of her hand led to her pointing at Gold.
"You ARE here, are you not? Our very conversation now is something I will remember, I promise you this! There will always be someone to remember you, and as long as you can one day find peace within yourself, anywhere you rest your head shall be called home!"
"Until then..."
Tilting forward in the air, her eyes met his. Though his were voids, they were still a door to one's soul.
"You will always have a home with me!"
CAN I HAVE MY BLOG BACK NOW
#TAKING A BROOM AND SWATTING HER LIKE A RODENT
"STOP IT, WARIO!! You are hurting our new child! You are going to make me sad!"
Made a basic grammatical error in an ask, I HAVE to die now.
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In the ensuing chaos, she would discreetly scoop up a few photos, pocketing them quickly.
She needed art references.
“You know, I do believe Wario once told me a relevant saying...” She gently cupped a small thermos of tea in her hands, watching the chaos ensue.
“I believe he once said something along the lines of, ‘Play foolish games, win foolish prizes’...”
Peppino if you're reading this I am going to break both of your legs with a crowbar! :o)
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“. . .”
He uses every single atom in his body not to give the other an extremely awkward, forced toothy smile when she voiced her minor disappointment. Peppino wonders if he should just have random stuff stocked for just these scenarios... But then he realizes having marshmallows stocked would only give Noise more of an excuse to scamper in on all fours. Ugh. Well, he didn't have any marshmallows in th...
...That's a lot of money.
Shokora might see a vaguely familiar glint in his eyes when he realizes how much there is. He didn't even need to count it. All of those bills could've been ones and he would've still perked up. The chef wasn't in bad debt anymore, but like... Money. There seemed to be a long pause from him when it was clear the other wasn't pulling a fast one on him... Does he really make a pizza with--...
"...Would you prefer small, medium, or large marshmallows." Oh. Okay! She's certainly gotten a pulse on sweaty little men, that certainly cannot be denied.
Culinary integrity be damned. Five hundred dollars for a single pizza? What business owner would turn that deal down? Oh boo hoo, gross pizza, he's not gonna cry too hard about it when he lays in bed tonight.
Were she anyone else, this would absolutely be a ruse. Lord knows Peppino was the type to easily bully in most situations. Both fortunately AND unfortunately however, Shokora just had an adventurous spirit with unusual foods. Please don’t encourage her. Or do, if you want to continue committing these horrific crimes for unusual amounts of money.
“Oh!! I would like small marshmallows, please! So that the delicious sweet flavor can be in every bite!” Were those sparkles in her eyes? Whether it was caused by the prospect of Marshmallow Pizza or that familiar look in Peppino’s eyes was up to you. “And please make the pizza EXTRA crispy!” She means burn it, Peppino.
“...Oh, and here is a tip for you!”
Yes, that was another five bucks on the table. Yes, she was going to hear a LONG speech about this from Wario later. Luckily, he had... OTHER, Anton-related matters to attend to right now.
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Thank you, I will give you some Marshmallow Pizza for your troubles.
Thank you Tumblr, for hiding my reply in the thread with @wariodemambo from the dash.
