queen doggo

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

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so strange to me that some people aren't bisexual

i can understand having strong preferences one way or another, but not experiencing even mild passing attraction or sexual curiosity in regards to the strange wide range of human gender? bitch im borderline asexual and even i get it

also women and men? basically the same thing??? there's so much overlap!!! u all look like relatively hairless ape-adjacent bipeds to me. i have to squint to see it

like, not even just a little bisexual? even just in your head, as a concept to play around with? out of mild curiosity? to amuse yourself on a rainy day?

loving the people in the notes with "I'm only attracted to one gender and honestly it confuses the heck out of me also." i think i get it now. arbitrary human condition is arbitrary. go kiss your lovers in the rain

okay but it’s more fun to say “S as in Santa Claus”

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃

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