Stuff & Things

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

love when guys are short and stout. come here little teapot

why does hannibal randomly trend every few months. bitches be down bad for a show that ended a decade ago. same

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

yeah okay ill reblog that

"i'd be the final girl" "i'd be the slasher" yeah well i would be the harbinger of doom. you drive by me i'm sitting in a chair at a gas station yelling that you're all going to die. i get an angsty half lit shot to add foreshadowing as i give a dramatic warning that you shouldn't enter this town unless you want to leave it in a body bag.

Every time there's a new tumblr meme there's always people like "this isn't funny anymore, it's gotten boring/cringe" We are on tumblr, we drag dead jokes around so that their blood decorates the place like a children's hospital

out of the shower wet is like a different wet. dry in 5 minutes. ocean wet lasts 20 minutes and if you get bath wet you’re wet for like an extra hour

so i bought stronger weed last night

At Spirit Halloween and kinda bummed they don’t have a vintage scarecrow mask like Corey’s 😔