and it hurts my feelings!

book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

0 for 2, Herman

idiot

i do not get queerbaited im simply correct all the time. whether the show catches up eventually or not is no great concern of mine

grimes is a boring man’s idea of an interesting girl

a manic pixie dream girl bred and raised in captivity

i don’t know if guillermo del toro self-identifies as goth but, regardless, the man embodies such a raw spirit of all things goth

did mary shelley self identify as goth? did edgar allen poe? it does not matter. he is right up there with our founding fathers.

I told this woman I work with to have a happy birthday tomorrow since she's off and she did a double take before asking me how I knew that. when I first started as their boss I made a note of everyone's birthday so I could get them a card/small gift. I told her that and she stared at me for a few moments before saying "I don't like that. no you don't know my birthday. unknow it" then walked away. so this woman I work with has never been born and I've never met her in my life.

Im sorry but unknow it is so fucking funny

every time I get carsick I imagine a writer describing me as “a man of delicate constitution” and I get sort of offended