GREETINGS, CHILDREN OF ADAM AND EVE. I AM ASMODAY, DEMON OF THE SIN OF LUST, ARCHDUKE OF THE SECOND CIRCLE, 34TH OF THE 72 DEMONS WHICH HONESTLY FEELS A LITTLE LOW ON THE LIST TO ME BUT LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT. I AM THE LOVER OF BAAL-ZEBUL, THE DEMON OF GLUTTONY. GIVE ME YOUR HEART, YOUR SOUL, YOUR BODY, AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE FORBIDDEN PLEASURES OF THE MOST SUCCULENT, MOST EXPANSIVE FLESH, PROVIDED THAT IT IS POSTED ON TUMBLR BECAUSE I AM OLDER THAN TIME AND SPACE AND HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW CONVERT PURE DESIRE INTO .JPG FILES.
I AM TOO BUSY LEADING MY LEGIONS OF THE FALLEN AND ENGAGED IN DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY TO COMMIT TO ANY KIND OF FLIRTING. IT'S NOT PERSONAL, I ASSURE YOU. KEEPING THE SINNERS SINNING IS A 24-7 JOB, AND IF WE WANT TO BEAT HEAVEN WHEN THE END OF DAYS COMES I HAVE TO KEEP THESE LITTLE FUCKERS IN ORDER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE DO FUCK OFF.
INDULGE YOURSELVES, MY LOVELIES! THE DAYS ARE LONG YET THE YEARS ARE SHORT. SOMEDAY WE WILL MEET ON THE OTHER SIDE. I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU!













