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Dehydrated.

Oh that sucks, are you feeling better now?

Yeah. Blacked out.

Oh, why?

I guess they wouldn't be too good at picking flowers anyways. Why are you even in the hospital?

Well.. I’ve gotten more visits from cats than I have from people.

Did they bring you flowers?

What is the point of getting your nails done to match a holiday? Like why the fuck would you want candy corn on your nails?

Um who wouldn't want that on their nails? Whatever that is.

I think I drank four cups of coffee today and yet I’m still feeling exhausted. Is it actually possible to feel exhausted even after drinking this much coffee?

Maybe it's decaf, or maybe you're too tired and are past the point of caffeine. Try redbull.