i'm a poet who writes in english

HE CAN NEVER ESCAPE

In some alt timeline, either Ryan has huge guts or Jack’s not as much of a tyrant, old Worthington is in the receiving end of Ryan’s cheeky attitude! Not to say Ryan wouldn’t respect his elders, but Jack never gave any, so.. hey why give it back?

Suffice to say, Ryan wouldn’t be able to resist sticking it back to ‘Fang’. A whack from his cane? Still worth it. 🃏

Randall: “Sure”

Mike: “I Love you!”

It's strange it gets so much hate on tumblr when @asante-weirdzowski pointed out from personal experience that the Mike x Randall ship is veeeery popular in Japan (she lived in Japan). I can vouch for this actually because I see more Mike x Randall fanart from the Japanese fanbase on Twitter than I do any other ship. Here's a few from my favorite Japanese Twitter artists (most of them also have Pixiv accounts):

It's funny because Randall x Johnny seems to be the most popular Randall ship on tumblr but I barely see it from the Japanese fanbase which is interesting...

Mike and Randall's dynamic is veeeeeery similar to SpongeBob and Squidward and Squidbob is practically canon, so.

Actually of all the Randall ships, this one tends to make the most sense to me (aside from Randall x Johnny) mainly because yeah they were friends at one time... it's likely they could have even dated at one point when they were college roommates. That was actually one of the most popular ships when this movie came out, at least on deviantart back in 2013. I wonder why it lost popularity over time.🤔

redrawing this scene seemed like a fun little challenge