Books, music, and Other Stuff

can’t believe suzanne collins called north america “a land full of Capitols” in tbosas and set the reaping on the fourth of july and people still don’t get that the hunger games is a critique of american capitalism. how much more direct is she gonna be in sunrise on the reaping.

rip maysilee donner you would have loved johanna mason

shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her

HOLY. FUCK.

PHOEBE I NEED TO BE FUCKING PUT DOWN

ABBY I AM CLAWING AT THE WALLS IM BOUNCING UP AND DOWN IM SITTING IN A STRAITJACKET ROCKING BACK AND FORTH I. AM. UNWELL.

PHOEBE I AM SCRATCHING THE FUCKING WALLS LIKE A FUCKING DOG I AM ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR SHAKING I AM SO UNWELL I HAVE A FEVER

Nothing will make me laugh harder than Hozier spending an entire verse of First Time being like "my life was saved by the beauty of a bouquet of flowers, do you think flowers realize they're dying once they've been cut? How cruel we are to end the life of something that spent its entire being striving for the simple joy of feeling the sun. Isn't it crazy how they give it their all, trying desperately to be alive and to, if not stave off death, then to go out with beauty and knowing you have nothing left" and then finishing the verse by going "anyways" as if he just said that to you like, in line at the grocery store