The Story Is Far From Over

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

I think my job here might actually be dependent on that not happening

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

attacka you with a branch

attacka

attacka

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

Waluigi's stabbing you.

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

I think the towel may be concealing a creature, but I’m not 100% sure

This is a mimic

teef

homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs

STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

MAKE THIS THE MOST FAMOUS POST ON THIS WEBBED SITE

raviolis

@wholesomepostarchive

3/18/2026

@animals-with-fan-art

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.