The Story Is Far From Over

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

I think the towel may be concealing a creature, but I’m not 100% sure

This is a mimic

teef

homophobic people when they realize they bought m&ms instead of m&fs

STOP REBLOGGING THIS ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

MAKE THIS THE MOST FAMOUS POST ON THIS WEBBED SITE

raviolis

@wholesomepostarchive

3/18/2026

@animals-with-fan-art

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

The way people's eyes light up when they talk about things they love. You agree.

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

the look on both the dog's and the spinner's faces tells me this was absolutely drawn from life

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try