world's worst cuckquean

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

hmmm transgender werewolves

Being deployed with other hounds is great, and finding them in the hangar and pulling them back into their cockpits to knock them up while we’re both sweaty and hot.

Jokes on you, im not clicker trained! Another grand victory for the rebellion! Free the hounds! Hounds are people!

Handler x Hound, but it's a relationship closer to a rich valley girl and her aggressive, spoiled chihuahua.

Sorry, I know you said your parents or partners were abusive and did terrible things to you in the name of love. But I just need you to know that they did that because they thought they were feeling love, but what they were feeling for you wasn't real love, okay? And the real problem here is clearly that people don't agree with my personal idealized vision of what love is. So you need to listen to me. Real love is a good thing for everyone involved. okay? Real love is overwhelming. Real love is found in the scent of her clothing that you stole from her hamper when she wasn't in the room. Real love is when you look up someone else's username to find their old accounts when they were less good at opsec. Real love is global positioning systems and chains and zipties and drugs that dissolve in drinks. Real love sometimes feels disgusting and makes you throw up when you think about it but that's because you weren't embracing it enough. Real love is an intrusion in your mind by something that feels external that empties you out and replaces you with something better. Real love is the red dripping from scratches she left in you. Real love leaves you hollowed out and crying yourself to sleep because you lost the only thing that made you feel it. Real love is scheming and planning and plotting to make things better. Okay?

Having many, many normal thoughts about being a muzzle-bound hound for a Handler

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

Perhaps I should be clearer with things, ahem. I think a stronger, bigger, terrifying wolf girl fucking the shit out of me is hot, however wanna know what's hotter? Having the ability to melt said wolf girl with literally 2 words, and turn her back into a subby puppy at any time.