Taylee

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

Thank god fanfic is free because I can’t afford other hobbies in this economy.

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

Thank God for Hudson Williams and his fundamental understanding of Shane Hollander as a character. Thank you for acknowledging his neurodivergence. Thank you for speaking on his experiences as a closeted gay man and how that has shaped him and also the traumas that come along with that. Thank you for speaking on how Shane being a POC has also affected how he moves through the world. Thank you Hudson Williams for giving shit. Need more of that.

Shane is so happy to see Ilya in the hospital that you can actually see the fear in that man's eyes. He walks in the room and sees that Shane has, in his infirmity, allowed the words 'WHERE is the man I FUCK' to be written across his forehead and his eyeballs. Ilya walks in the room and Shane says "Heeeey! :D" and you can see the arithmetic going on in Ilya's terrified gaze as he calculates exactly how many seconds he can be in Shane's presence without him just dissolving into a mess because Ilya won't give him kisses. He backs out of the room whispering "Shhh" because Shane "Heart Eyes" Hollander is liable to tell everyone he encounters for the next six hours how many moles Ilya has on his stomach. He sits in his car afterward and Googles shit like 'Do nurses take Hippocratic oath' and 'What is doctor-patient confidentiality' and 'Shane Hollander thirst trap' but that one is just to calm himself down. He texts Shane the 🤫 emoji every hour on the hour for the next two and a half days. Shane responds with 😚 and Ilya spirals.

yuri for dinner

stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3