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what a happy lil pup

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my grandparent’s 60th wedding anniversary. my grandfather had alzheimer’s. he didn’t remember his children, his home or anything else, but as bad as it got, whenever he saw my grandmother he would say, ‘look at my beautiful wife!’”

"What was the happiest moment of your life?" “Europe in the summer of 1959.” “What happened there?” “I was nineteen. I’d just lost 100 pounds and had a whole new set of clothes. I toured Paris and Rome and everyone was paying me so much attention. They were even asking for my photograph! Of course inside I still felt like an awkward, overweight girl. It was all so overwhelming and wonderful!” “Why’d you go to Europe?” “To have sex, of course. And I did! I was the first in my whole group of friends. I came home and told everyone that I’d done it with a charming Frenchman. In reality it was some creepy dude from Chicago.”

My sister sings Mileys new song like ” I came in like a Rainbow” instead of ” I Came in like a Wrecking Ball”….now she has me singing it like that 

"They call me Cat Man. I’ve normally got about three or four kittens in my jacket with me. There’s this empty lot in Brooklyn where this one cat keeps pumping out ten kittens every three months. She just won’t stop. She’s some sort of super cat. I carry them around and sell them for about $40 apiece."