Quamorphor

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

You’ve laughed and said “It would probably take a Girl smacking me with a poster saying ‘I like You’ for me to get the hint.” The next day, your best friend walks up to you and hits you on the head with a poster board that says ‘I like you’

Denki was on a failed mixer date and says it to Jiro who is both a girl and his best friend.

you and your best friend are superheroes who studied under the same master. He’s one of the strongest while you’re one of the weakest. When you ask him how, he confusingly asks you “Didn’t you take of the restrictor bands master gave us?”

You could try floury potatoes for your fries and an oil which you can safely use at 338°F. (170°C)

Magic is a non-renewable resource. The only reason modern scientists had considered it a myth is because the wizards of previous eras eventually exhausted it. That was until an oil rig breeched an untapped reservoir by accident.

What if H. P. Lovecraft lived long enough to write a story about the Deepwater Horizon spill?

A dwarf goes to a very famous and experienced blacksmith and shows him a diagram. "Can you build something like that?" "Sure, but what is it?" "A machine made by humans, called a Harley Davidson motorcycle."

A Black Clover crackfic. The dwarf is Charmy Pappitson. She uses her insane amounts of mana instead of gasoline, and slightly hardened cotton for helmet and kidney belt.

A mind controlling villain just dropped dead when they tried to controll you. As it turns out, you're basically a psychic landmine.

Mineta is immune to the mindcontrol Quirk because he overwhelms it by thinking too much about girls. Similarly to how Perona's Negative Hollows didn't work against Usopp

You've recently been bitten by a werewolf, and after your first werewolf experience you wake up in a den next to a lady who has the same scars as the werewolf who bit you

A Twilight Gender Swap AU fic with the premise "What if Stephenie Meyer were into werewolves instead of vampires?"

The dragon snarled. 'So, another foolish knight has come seeking my hoard." "Actually, I'm an accountant, and I'm here to audit your finances."

"That Time I Got Reincarnated With A Tax-Auditor System In Monster Hunter Wilds"

Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.

Opponents are eternally cursed with LEGO bricks which materialize on the ground whenever they wear no shoes.

Warlocks have a variety of patrons. From fel creatures to spirits, from lost artifacts to gods. Yours is very different. Somehow, your patron is Earth's military-industrial complex.

Rheinmetall provides the product placement

The advent of perfectly accurate live-translation tech made most communication with alien races extremely easy. Except for one thing: It has become readily apparent that every species calls their homeworld "earth", and figuring out which earth is meant in any conversation is now the big problem

It wouldn't surprise me if a Mass Effect fan writes or wrote a Crack fic with this exact premise.

Why are you so concerned, my friend? No dragon has breached our fortifications in centuries. Though it is odd, I've never seen one carrying something... "Yes, sire. It's not the dragon that worries me so. It's the 270 kiloton fission explosive."

A "Temeraire" sequel fic about World War II being fought with dragons.