Quamorphor

The gods, jealous of how loved their sibling was compared to them, locked the young god away, forgetting about them. Now, countless millennia later, the gods remembered what they did, but when they open the door, they find that their sibling has gone mad.

Sounds like an average Tuesday in Greek mythology.

A Dying Old man finds an injured Kitsune. With his last days a life, he nurses her back to health and as payment for saving her life, Request she trains and cares for his little grandson, a weakling with the soul of a warrior.

A master of stealth and disguise, you make your living infiltrating cities, manors, castles, even camps of vast armies, selling maps and information. But this one, this blasted village, keeps seeing right through you. What's worse is how friendly they are when they catch you.

You are the mayor of the town and they consider it funny that you try to sneak out and quaff your stress away without your wife's knowledge.

Showing up to The Odyssey in IMAX like

Now I've got the mental image of Rebecca from the Dressrosa arc of "One Piece" drinking a bottle of Ramune or a can of Mountain Dew while she enters the Colosseum.

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You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

POV: You developed your own total conversion mod for some game by Paradox Interactive. And you are a fan of "Mushoku Tensei" who hates how the light novel ended.

Deadpool: "I didn't expect "Does whatever a spider can" would include tricking people into looking like they give him a blowjob."