#cracked.com

there's something really special about having watched enough of cracked dot com's youtube channel back in the day to get really familiar with daniel o'brien's hyperfixations. because now when I'm watching Last Week Tonight (which DOB is a senior writer for), john oliver will say something horny about The Iron Giant, or play that clip of lyndon b. johnson asking his tailor for more ball room in his pants, and I get to feel warm and fuzzy because DOB is getting to share his interests with a much wider audience, and now they too have to hear a former president talk about his nuts <3

Thinking about the loss of Cracked.com and how we could've had a nerdy internet pop culture holy trinity of Dropout, Smosh, and Cracked Video but instead the company was bought out by EarWolf and driven into the ground with mismanagement until now all that remains is a broken listicle site that looks like it'll give your computer viruses if you click on anything.

HUGE night for people who read all of cracked dot com every single day for their entire adolescence (me)

agents of cracked walked so that fatal decision could run