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Alternate Harry Potter

the fact that madam pomfrey, the school nurse never once asked any imposing questions about all of the grievous afflictions the golden trio experienced throughout the series (oh hermione’s a cat now cool) is definitely indicative of the bs she 100% has had to deal with while at hogwarts. i am willing to bet money that she originally went through all the usual lines of inquiry before she encountered that unfortunate engorgio charm performed by a little third year boy and decided then and there that there were answers she very much did not want.

philip seymour hoffman should’ve played ludo in the movie and now he’s gone and can’t play him and i think about that a lot.

ron and hermione: *turn and stare into camera*