just a small town bird

y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

baseball heritage post

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding