i smell

headed to target for a dick appointment

was claire’s closed

On the other end of the spectrum, there is something very wrong with refusing to grow as a person. There is something wrong with point blank refusing to acknowledge that you have ever done anything wrong. That logic is for none but children and fools.

Yes. Yes to all of this.

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

Americans be

shart

in the local walmart