witty title.

What are drug dealers supposed to look like?

Hopefully n-not skinny, white 15-year-old b-boys.

On the contrary, it’s pretty fucking hilarious. You tell him where to find some?

I don't k-know where to find a-any! 

You kinda do, with the little stutter and the face..Oh the clothing too! the little vests and everything..

Hey man, you just said drugs. You didn’t say what kind.

Do I r-really look like I would s-sell drugs?

Really? That sucks.

N-no, it's fine. I-I'm using your hair dryer to d-dry it out.

Ah. Well, okay then.

D-do I really look like a c-crack dealer?

He must have already been cracked out to think that you sell drugs. Unless by drugs he meant candy or those chips you like.

Unless skinny, 15-year-old w-white boys is his definition o-of a drug dealer...

Do you?

Oh m-my god.

B-being harassed by a homeless m-man for crack isn't funny, J-John. 

Hugs not drugs, baby bro.

I k-know this but a-apparently the guy who p-passed by me on the way h-home from the comic book s-store doesn't understand that.

Yeah, I probably should have. I’m not good at studying. 

T-there are help sites on t-the internet. And a w-whole bunch of note-b-banging nerds who would help y-you.

M-maybe you should h-have studied more.

I have a penchant for sardonic realism, clearly.

Y-You're using really b-big words that my puny m-man mind doesn't understand.

I’m not swooning over Dave, Quentin. I don’t swoon so stop smirking at me.

M-Mhm.