punk rock princess

What, do you just pay people off, miss Rockstar?

Please, I’m not that pathetic. I’m just really fucking good at Chemistry. And a lot of other things. Turns out if being a “rockstar” doesn’t pan out, I can still make a badass living using my brain.

Probably better luck than trying to work with you. You’re never even in class.

You should probably wonder why, even when I’m not in class, I still manage to get perfect scores on my tests. You can keep being a bitch to me if you want, or you can sit down, shut up, and get your stupid A.

You know what? Fine, take the zero. This isn’t worth it.

There’s the door, sugarpie. Good luck figuring out the right synthesis for the lab results on your own. 

I’m sure it’ll turn into American Pie: Reunion soon enough. 

Glad to say I’ve never seen that, so you’ll have to spell that reference out for me.

Yeah, 2016. That’s way insane. I’ve always wanted to stage-dive, but there’s a bunch of shit they won’t let you do when you show too much promise in a sport. It’s funny to me, though, how you can trust someone you haven’t really met. That’s foreign to me.

Shit. Good luck, that’s awesome. Don’t worry, I get lectures about my safety too, and you should see the videos of David, he’s our tour manager, running around trying to make sure I don’t disappear into the crowd and never come back. In the music industry you’re constantly working with new people, new producers, directors, label guys, marketing people -- you just kind of have to learn to go with the flow. And trusting someone to hold you above their head is a lot easier than trusting them with your career.

I said we’d order in, bitch. Just because we have to do this together, doesn’t mean it has to this awful.

You don’t have to be here. I already told you I was willing to take the zero. And if you call me a bitch one more time, I’ll show you how awful it can be.

Well…if I’m already here now, why do I have to wait in line? Can’t you just get me something now?

Because there are about two hundred people waiting to meet me, who will know if you cut the line, and I don’t want you to get lynched.

If I was that far along, I probably wouldn’t have even showed up in this kind of weather.

We have a show tomorrow in Greenville, so I had to be here anyway. But at least before a show I get to rest my ankles and my back. It’s the standing here and waiting part that sucks.

You’ve definitely topped me in the struggle department because I think I’d die from exhaustion. How would I even get noticed doing that? I choose nudity and having money over morals, honestly, especially with college getting closer and closer.

Most of the time it’s fun, photo shoots especially -- I almost always get something new to take home. So what you’re saying is you’re going to grow up to be a stripper?