[zubat noises]

i should probs update my bio too oopsie

i feel like a trait of “tumblr sexyman” that’s getting lost as of late is. the incomprehensibility of it all. i will see characters who are just like, conventionally attractive anime men be referred to as sexymen and its like. no. no. like its not just “any dude some tumblr people lose their shit for”, a fundamental part of the experience of like, learning about tumblr sexyman is that your initial reaction to learning a character is a sexyman is to go “how the fuck could ANYONE ever find this sexy”. a shortstack funny comedy skeleton. a character from a dr seuss book whose only viewable limbs are their arms. the incredibly low poly model of a half life 1 security guard. your first reaction upon learning what the sexyman is should be confusion and bafflement. it’s core to the whole concept.

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

@pyukumooku

Not to flex but I’ve never seen Hamilton

Hey guys quick PSA from somebody who works security at a hospital. I’m sure you’re very upset about your friend or loved one being in the hospital as you should be but that doesn’t give you the right to raise your voice or lash out at medical professionals. They can’t help your patient if they have to worry about being assaulted by you or your family if things go bad. This is not negotiable. I will reblog this post every single time I am forced to intervene and pull a family member of a doctor/nurse/other staff members to prove a point if I have to.