Andricon girl

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

feeds you poison

creaking bone witch Wednesday is next Wednesday yall get your creaking bone witches ready less than a week to go till creaking bone witches Wednesday who’s excited yeah who’s a good little creaking bone witch *pets something you can’t see* *it creaks bonefully

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Stop making private accounts it’s discriminative Against me . Let Me See

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

call me wonka cause i put my willy in her chocolate factory