smol beans

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

you follow me back on tumblr and i immediately dig my claws into you and start leeching your blood and nutrients. and we are #bestfriends ^_^

if you unfollow me im killing us both Ok❗ Nobody else gets to siphon your nutrients

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over