Pyra Filologii

And the comments are gold

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1. Take a deep breath. This will be so much easier if you are calm.

2. Squat down. Get your ass as low to the floor as you comfortably can. (This position “shortens” the vagina, so the cup has less distance to travel.)

3. Bear down and “push” like you’re taking a shit. This should help move the cup even further down and potentially even get it so the end/stem of it is sticking out of the vulva, where you can grab onto it easily and pull it out.

4. If the cup is still inside, put your thumb and index finger together and carefully insert them into the vagina. Go slowly so you don’t stab yourself. Keep going until the nails are touching the cup, then grab the cup with the nails. The goal is for your nails to be pressing firmly into the cup (and thus unable to stab the vagina and injure you). From here, twist & pull like you normally would to remove, just be careful not to let go & let the nails stab you.

Screenshots of the comments from the Tiktok read:

"kiwi3dae: sniff a line of pepper and see how many sneezes it takes before it shoots out

nosteponslug: How close are you to your mom? Cause you're about to get closer.

funnykayla_: Your about to have a really deep relationship with someone of your choice

noosiii: ask it politely to come out idk man

luna.foxxig: Tap the top of your head like a stuck Heinz ketchup bottle

idiot.sandwich.9: You can't force it to come out girl, it'll do it when it's ready 🏳️‍🌈

_araly: Idk but you could always try switching to Geico

dez.thelez: Time to get some handy-dandy tongs

bloxburg.love.island8: it's ok hun your future kid will come out with a little cap 😌

wasson.not.watson: Find a friend you really really like

lesleydelauz: You know that arcade game with the claw? Have fun

breudau: do u know how to use chopsticks

ed.sheeren.is.emo: call paw patrol or something

XXX_grace._.xxx: Bop it. Twist it. Pull it."

lanickiialvarezz: The magic school bus will handle it

rolipolinoli: Just put another one in. When the first one overflows it'll be like a water fountain".

tampaxofficial (verified): 👁️👄👁️ This is a nail biter ...."

Cannot believe I forgot to post this here

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

i was on the buss and i hallucinated bugs crawling all over my hands, so my friend pulled my hoodie sleeves over them with permission and held my hands through the sleeves to "keep them off". they used the logic you would in a real bug situation.

i went nonverbal in a bad one in class, so my friend wrote me a note to give to the nurse since the teacher wouldn't let her go with me.

i often am very paranoid about the delusion that meat is actually rotten, so my dad will sometimes eat a bit of it before me