Ever Increasing Troubles For Me and By Me

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

his shit got hit by a METEOR on SPRING YEAR ONE?

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal