i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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and why their clothes turn white when you get the power up

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Luigi heritage post

I shouldve said oh. I should be ashamed of myself

Oooooooooh

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

drarry about each other for all of book 7